Hundreds Mugged as Bewildered Otaku Visit New Jersey

CAMDEN, NJ― The Camden Police Department, already suffering from a critical shortage of manpower, has a new problem on their hands. Since last week, an abnormal surge in interest in…

Aldnoah Zero Early Impressions

We are now three episodes in to the highly anticipated action mecha anime Aldnoah Zero, produced by A-1 Pictures featuring writing from Urobuchi Gen. Here are the key takeaways from…

Japan Forms Teenage Task Force to Strike Back Against Teenage Criminals

TOKYO — After a rash of attacks by groups of teenage criminals that have so far gone without a single arrest, the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department has formed a task…

New Anime-Planet Can Potentially Sustain Life, Scientists Claim

SANTA CRUZ, CA — Astronomers browsing the internet at the University of California Santa Cruz announced the discovery of a redesigned Anime-Planet website so close to Earth that it is visible to the…

Report: US Anime Sales Suffer Due to Being Judged by Cashier

BURBANK, CA — An industry report released this week confirmed that sales of anime Blu-rays and DVD’s are suffering due to consumers’ fear of being judged by cashiers. The report claims that…

Popular Science Magazine Bans ‘Moe Denialists’

NEW YORK, NY – Popular Science magazine has announced a ban on all submissions denying the effects of moe on anime culture. “We simply cannot continue to serve as a…

Prisma Illya 2wei Premiere Proves Devin Faraci Was Right About Anime

NEW YORK, NY – Anime fans everywhere agreed that they were all a bunch of sick weirdos after watching the season premiere of Fate/Kaleid Liner Prisma Illya 2wei, the sequel…

Crunchyroll to Go in New Direction with Streaming: Twitter

SAN FRANCISCO — Crunchyroll has announced that starting in the fall 2014 anime season it will try an experiment with a couple of the shows it licenses: screenshot streams on…

Anime Blogger Surprised By Sexual Overtones for 768th Time

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Sam Brown, a blogger for the popular anime site “Shinji’s Right Hand”, was shocked again today to discover that an anime contained sexual overtones. This marks…

One-Time Anime Fan Disheartened After Watching Classic Anime

MADISON, WI – Brian Torkinsky had been an anime fan for several years until he was told by many people on the internet that he needed to watch classic anime….