Sailor Moon Crystal Probably Still Sucks

According to various sources in contact with Anime Maru, Toei Animation’s Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon Crystal continues to air almost a year after its initial debut, and probably still sucks. Despite bad pacing,…

Toei Animation Admits to Losing Track of One Piece Episodes

Today’s guest post is brought to you by Raycu. In a report acquired by Anime Maru late last week, director Goro Taniguchi and his staff admitted to having lost track of…

Top 10 Images of Rei Ayanami

With the upcoming release of Evangelion 3.0 + 1.0: You can (not) do math I’ve put together a top ten list of my favorite pictures of the best girl in EVA.  …

Good Smile Company Announces Plans to Emulate Nintendo’s Amiibo Sales Model

This week the Good Smile Company, makers of the Figma and Nendoroid figure lines, announced that from here on out they would be working Nintendo’s Amiibo business strategies into their…

Man Falls Behind On Anime, Has Nothing To Talk About With Friends

DAYTON, OH – Like many Americans, Drew Moore works long hours; so long, in fact, that he recently found himself unable to watch any anime for two weeks. “I didn’t…

J.C. Staff Reveal Upcoming Project

In a press conference earlier today, J.C. Staff announced the cast that will be involved in their upcoming anime, Trash. The assembled media initially reacted with confusion at the promotional video,…

Controversy Erupts Over Lionel Messi’s Love Live Tattoo

Tempers flared yesterday after paparazzi snapped a picture of FC Barcelona superstar Lionel Messi leaving a tattoo shop with horrendous new Nico Yazawa ink. The tattoo, which appears to be an…

Producers Finally Give Up on Live Action Akira

HOLLYWOOD, TX– 13 years after acquiring the license, Warner Brothers has finally given up on making a live action Akira movie. Although there are many contributing factors for this, Warner Bros….

Report: President Obama Still Undecided About Anime Avatar

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to reports from White House staff, President Barack Obama has not yet chosen which anime avatar he will use on his new Twitter account. Though Commander-in-Chief…

Saimoe League Rocked by Cuteness Enhancing Drug Use

Officials at the International Saimoe League announced their recent discovery that nearly all of the league’s competitors have tested positive for cuteness enhancing drugs banned by the competition and the…