Woman Comatose Following ‘Shirayukihime’ Marathon

THOUSANDS OAKS, CA — Local police and medical professionals are investigating the hospitalization of a woman found comatose in her apartment following an attempt to marathon Bones anime Akagami no Shirayukihime…

Hayao Miyazaki Announces Retirement, Working Titles for Three More Films

18 Renowned animating legend Hayao Miyazaki made an announcement earlier this morning that, after his newest work is finished, he will go into retirement for a period of two days…

7 Dead, 19 Injured After Fights Break Out at ‘Love Live!’ Movie Premiere

ALBUQUERQUE, NM — What onlookers initially described as a lively, but respectable best girl debate quickly spiraled out of control and turned into tragedy at the Albuquerque premiere of Love Live! School…

Astronomers Unable to Confirm Existence of Monster Girls on Other Planets

The anime adaptation of Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou, or “Everyday Life with Monster Girls” has come and passed, leaving everyone who watched it who isn’t currently busy fighting the Great Monster Fetish…

God Eater Anime Revealed to be Written, Produced, Directed and Voiced by Single Middle-aged Man

As yet another episode of the current God Eater anime has been delayed, UFOtable has released a statement revealing that the series has been, in its entirety, produced, written, and…

Kingdom Hearts 2.999/472 Nights -4x^3 Announced at TGS

TOKYO, Japan — The Tokyo Game Show, an annual convention celebrating the near future of gaming, is about as big for Japan as E3 is for America. This year, many franchises…

Scientists Devise new Frieza-Based Unit of Power Measurement

TOKYO, Japan — Earlier today, Cap Lab’s Earth Defense Institute of Tokyo announced that they have devised an entirely new means of measuring energy output on a large scale. Dubbed the “Frieza”, this new…

Companies React to International Talk Like a Pirate Day

Today the people all over the world and the Internet celebrated International Talk Like a Pirate Day, a day in which people imitate the phrases and mannerisms used by most…

‘Crunchyroll Skim’ Allows Users to Watch More Anime in Less Time

Boasting that subscribers will soon find it easier to keep up with anime, Crunchyroll officially announced ‘Crunchyroll Skim’, a new feature that only show important parts of streaming episodes on…

Latest ‘Superman’ Issue Confirms Anime is Actually Pretty Good on Bizzaro World

“Bizzaro World”, also known as htraE, has been a recurring location present in DC Comics’ Superman franchise. After seeing the increasing popularity of anime in the west, DC decided it was…