One Punch Man Inspires Thousands to Work Out Instead of Watch TV, Ruins Anime

TOKYO, Japan — Every anime season there’s always that one anime that gets everybody’s attention, that everyone can’t wait until next week for. The undeniable choice of this fall 2015 season…

New Gantz Movie Promises That It Will Do Better This Time

With a new manga series and CGI movie announced, it looks like there’s still some life in the corpse that is the Gantz franchise. After winning over readers’ hearts back…

Multiple Girls Injured in Collisions with Boys Seeking True Love

  MATSUE, Japan — School administrators at Ryokuzan Senior High School are extremely concerned about the recent rash of collision injuries suffered by female students on and around campus. According…

Mad Libs Sues Anime

(Name of City),(State Abbreviation)— Earlier today attorneys representing Price Stern Sloan Publishing won a case of copyright infringement against (Your Favorite Anime). The lawyers stated that the anime’s plot was…

Dozens Injured in Black Friday Stampede Moving Away From Anime Section

OAKLAND, CA — A local Best Buy became a chaotic scene earlier today when hundreds of shoppers stormed away from the anime DVD and Blu-Ray section. During the fracas, several…

‘Ghost in The Shell: Stand Alone Complex’ revealed to be Stand Alone Complex

NEW YORK CITY, NY — It had been a typical night when anime fan Robert Kerry gathered some of his closest friends at his small New York apartment to marathon…

NSFW: Top Ten Lewdest Scenes in Anime

Let’s be honest, who doesn’t love lewd anime? From Highschool DxD to Highschool of the Dead to all of those other fun and unique ecchi shows, there’s really something for everyone out there…

Man Breaks Nose Attempting to Watching Anime in Bed

STEVENS POINT, WI — Nathaniel Rooper told reporters last Saturday that he was severely injured while lying down in bed watching anime when his iPhone came crashing down on his…

Entire Episode of ‘Shinmai Maou no Testament Burst’ to be Censored

TOKYO, Japan — Officials at Production IMS confirmed earlier today that the next episode of the currently airing fall anime Shinmai Maou no Testament Burst will be completely censored. “Episode 8 will…

Teens Reported Chanting “Spooky Ougi” in a Dark Bathroom In Hopes That She Appears In the Mirror

A disturbing new trend has emerged in which young teenagers have been grouping together and piling into bathrooms to chant “Spooky Ougi” a minimum of three times in hopes that Ougi Oshino, from…