Area Man Starting to Doubt if Character is Really from Boku no Pico

CEDAR RAPIDS, IA — 24-year-old college student Philip Stevens stares at his laptop computer with a perplexed look. On the screen is Boku no Pico, a hentai from 2006 featuring…

Toei Reveals Dragonball Super is a 150-Part Movie Series

Immediately following the announcement that the awaited Digimon Tri would be comprised of six feature films, Toei also confirmed their plans for the upcoming Dragonball Super. “We’re taking a very…

Man Has Over 1,000 Anime Backgrounds He’d Never Use in Public

Over the past year, anime fan Charles Walker has collected over 1,000 anime-themed backgrounds that he would never dare put on his computer in public. We sat down with Charles…

Research Shows Calling Out Attack Names Does Not Make Them Stronger

MANCHESTER, NH — A new study published earlier this week by researchers at the University of New Hampshire claims that calling out attacks does not in fact make them any stronger….

Royal Baby Undergoes Ancient Mecha Bonding Ceremony

LONDON, England – Buckingham Palace announced today that newly-born Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana has already undergone the ancient rite of the Eternal Thread. This ceremony, which has existed for centuries, allows those…

Vladimir Nabokov’s ‘Lolita’ Finally Gets Anime Adaptation

According to the June 2015 issue of Ichijinsha’s Monthly Comic Rex, an upcoming TV anime adaptation of Vladimir Nabokov’s 1955 classic Lolita is scheduled for fall of this year. Lolita ~…

Terra Formars Movie Set for 2016 Release

  The live action adaptation of Terra Formars directed by Takashi Miike (Kaze ni tatsu raion, As the Gods Will, Over Your Dead Body, The Mole Song: Undercover, Agent Reiji,…

World’s Saddest Prom Happening in High School Otaku’s Basement

Anime Maru is here to bring you live coverage of the hottest party happening tonight, the anime themed prom hosted by otaku high schooler Gavin Campbell within his parent’s basement….

Waifu Divorce Rates on the Rise

    Walla Walla, WA– Recent surveys have noticed an alarming increase in waifu divorce rates among western fans. It seems that even the longest waifu relationships aren’t immune to…

Ninja Slayer Destroys Anime, Trigger’s Revenge Now Complete

TOKYO, Japan — Early last year, scientists confirmed that despite Kill La Kill‘s massive success and critical acclaim, Studio Trigger did not save anime. A year later, Trigger has enacted…