Kyoto Animation to Consider Making a Real Crappy One

UJI, Japan — Thoughtfully reflecting on all the careful planning, script reviews, and design sessions that he and his staff have been involved in the past several months, Kyoto Animation…

Man Thinks This Season Has a Lot of Potential to Disappoint Him Down the Road

BOISE, ID — Anime fan Kenneth Jones is looking forward to seeing in what ways this season’s fresh crop of anime will slowly squander all of the potential that they…

Trigger Reminds Media They’re Still a Legit Studio

TOKYO, Japan — Studio Trigger held a press conference earlier this week to assuring the public that they are, in fact, still a legitimate anime studio. The press conference began with studio…

Anime Graduate Students Get Physics PhD as Consolation for Failing Exam

Anime graduate programs announced a new decision to award physics PhD degrees to those who fail the anime qualifying exam. The decision came after many years of low passing rates…

Forum User Falls Into Lawsuit For Unmarked Spoilers

A simple discussion about anime turned into utter chaos this past weekend, as a user on MyAnimeList now faces lawsuits due to unmarked spoilers. The user in question goes by…

Fan Patiently Waits for Internet to Tell Him How He Feels About Anime

LENEXA, KS — Following the end of the 2015 summer anime season, local resident and anime fan Carlos Monroe is reportedly still waiting for the internet to tell him how he should feel about…

Fall Anime Premises: Real or Fake?

Can you tell which one of these anime summaries are legitimate, and which are made up?

Otaku Discharge: You know you’ve watched too many animes when…

Hey guys, sorry I don’t update more often. Instead of actually producing content with effort, I’ve decided to make a list article. So without any further delay: You know you’ve…

Live-Action ‘Axis Powers Hetalia’ ,’Free’, and ‘Black Butler’ Hollywood Films Announced

Following the announcement on Friday that Bandai Namco Pictures will be teaming with director Ron Howard to produce a live action Hollywood Tiger and Bunny movie, several other major directors…

Axel Braun Begins Anime Porn Parody Production

LOS ANGELES, CA — In a press conference earlier this week, adult film director Axel Braun revealed that he’s turning his attention to anime porn parodies. With Braun’s titles like…