Terrible WatchMojo Anime Lists Results in Suicide

NAPA VALLEY, CA– Tragedy struck this morning when young Keith Kalbin was found in his apartment room by authorities in an apparent suicide. Kalbin, a long time fan of anime and manga, attributes…

Shaft Announces Kizumonogatari Movie Release Date, End of World Imminent

Volcanoes erupted, seas were swallowed whole, the Earth split asunder, and the children of the world wailed as one earlier today as Shaft formally announced that the long-awaited Kizumonogatari film…

Manglobe Studio Closure Caused By Supervillain Bankruptcy Baboon

Studio Manglobe announced earlier today that the reason they recently shut down their studios was not due to financial issues as previously believed, but was instead the work of a…

Studio Manglobe Bankruptcy Signals End of Anime

Studio Manglobe, known for works such as Deadman Wonderland, Ergo Proxy, and Samurai Champloo, announced bankruptcy on Tuesday, September 9. Reports note that the financial issues were a result of…

Nation’s Kuuderes Stoically Request Better Representation In Anime

TOKYO, Japan — Earlier today, members of Japan’s Kuudere population converged on Tokyo to rally at the nation’s Diet building to demand better representation in modern anime. The rally, which…

Ahogamer Reviews: Splatoon

Welcome to Ahogamer Reviews, where we review exclusively anime related games, as they are the only ones that matter. Today, we’ll be reviewing Nintendo’s recent hit Shinryaku! Ika Musume-themed dress-up…

Woman Comatose Following ‘Shirayukihime’ Marathon

THOUSANDS OAKS, CA — Local police and medical professionals are investigating the hospitalization of a woman found comatose in her apartment following an attempt to marathon Bones anime Akagami no Shirayukihime…

Hayao Miyazaki Announces Retirement, Working Titles for Three More Films

18 Renowned animating legend Hayao Miyazaki made an announcement earlier this morning that, after his newest work is finished, he will go into retirement for a period of two days…

7 Dead, 19 Injured After Fights Break Out at ‘Love Live!’ Movie Premiere

ALBUQUERQUE, NM — What onlookers initially described as a lively, but respectable best girl debate quickly spiraled out of control and turned into tragedy at the Albuquerque premiere of Love Live! School…

Astronomers Unable to Confirm Existence of Monster Girls on Other Planets

The anime adaptation of Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou, or “Everyday Life with Monster Girls” has come and passed, leaving everyone who watched it who isn’t currently busy fighting the Great Monster Fetish…