Experts Claim Third Impact Did Not Occur Because Anime is Not Real

TOKYO-3, Japan — Eyewitness reports confirmed rumors yesterday that the predicted date of the Third Impact, as predicted by the 1997 movie The End of Evangelion, came and went without incident….

Anime Fans Everywhere Make New Year’s Resolutions to Earn their Friends’ Respect

Another year has come and past, which means that the world is once again occupying itself with making New Year’s resolutions. We here at Anime Maru have already started forgetting…

Kentaro Miura Ends iDOLM@STER Hiatus

Acclaimed manga artist Kentaro Miura announced last week that he would soon be ending the iDOLM@STER hiatus he began this summer. Both the production team and fans of the rhythm…

Otaku Protest Against RWBY Being Included on Crunchyroll

SAN FRANCISCO, CA– A large sweaty crowd of men have camped outside Crunchyroll headquarters with a simple demand: pull the critically acclaimed RWBY from the website. The group claims that the…

Change.org Petition To Cancel JoJo Part 4 Found Online

  This morning, Anime Maru staff discovered the latest issue in censorship plaguing the long running JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure franchise. A fan petition on change.org calling for the cancel of…

Parents Waiting for Right Time to Tell Children Miku isn’t Real

BUFFALO, NY — Expressing great fear and dread, local parents John and Melinda Haverford told reporters that this was the year they decided would be the best time to finally…

Taco Bell Japan Announces Boku no Pico de Gallo Burrito

Taco Bell has announced that they will be releasing their first ever anime-themed menu item at their location in Shibuya, the “Boku no Pico de Gallo Burrito”. We sat down…

1/8 Scale Figures Placed Adjacent to 1/7 Scale Figures

FOSTORIA, OH — The atmosphere in 20-year-old Taylor Branson’s room was abruptly shattered when observers noticed that he had placed figures of different scale adjacent to each other. According to eyewitnesses,…

Crunchyroll No Longer Crunchy

Crunchyroll, an official legal streaming site named after the crunchy roll sushi, was announced to no longer be crunchy. CEO Kun Gao issued a press release, stating that the name…

Akiyuki Shinbou Hides ‘The Force Awakens’ Spoilers in ‘Owarimonogatari’ Episode

In an official statement on behalf of Studio Shaft, director Akiyuki Shinbou claims to have put spoilers to the new movie Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens in the most…