Iwaaki Hitoshi Confirms Parasyte is Set in the Same Universe as Midori Days

Parasyte mangaka Iwaaki Hitoshi revealed to Anime Maru this week that he actually created romantic comedy manga, Midori Days in 2002. This was seven years after the conclusion of Parasyte. “Inoue Kazurou? Just…

Giants and Redskins Eliminated from Holy Grail War

The New York Giants and the Washington Redskins have been eliminated from the Holy Grail War this week, with both teams defeated viciously in battle. The Redskins crumbled at the hands…

Urobuchi Gen Ceremonially Pardons Thanksgiving Turkey

TOKYO, Japan — As Thanksgiving approaches, at least one turkey can breathe easy. Japanese novelist Urobuchi Gen pardoned a 32-pound female turkey this week, choosing not to kill the turkey…

ME!ME!ME! Video revealed as Elaborate Plot to Annoy Everyone

TOKYO, Japan – The Animator Expo video short “ME!ME!ME!”, which has sparked waves of discussion in the anime community in the past week, has been exposed as a pointless hoax…

Crunchyroll Subscribers Horrified to Discover They are Supporting the Anime Industry

It all began with an innocuous tweet from Crunchyroll’s official twitter account, thanking Premium members for their “role in supporting the anime industry.” This shocking realization sent waves throughout the…

Toei Animation Quietly Reminds Viewers that Sailor Moon Crystal is Still Airing

Toei Animation announced this week that Sailor Moon Crystal is still in fact airing and encouraged fans to watch the show. The studio encouraged fans to “not forget about us” and “remember…

I Wish More People Would Pay Attention to the Shirts I Wear…

Hello readers, today I would like to address the recent hoopla known as ‘Shirtgate’. For those of you fortunate enough not to be exposed to the constant idiocy that we know…

World Leaders Reach Historic Agreement to Settle Differences with Gunpla Battles

NEW YORK CITY — Leaders around the world have miraculously agreed to abandon direct military conflict and settle their differences via the art of Gunpla Battle. “It turns out that…

Letters to the Editor: November 2014

Super High Me SIR― It is a poorly-kept secret within the anime industry that male characters are not voiced by males, but rather, freshmen voice actresses being hazed by their…

Mass Debating — MyAnimeList 10 Year Anniversary

The popular anime community MyAnimeList celebrates its 10 year anniversary this week. What do you think about the popular anime tracking site’s remarkable duration? ClariStocracy This is especially impressive since I…