New Charity Tells Anime Characters It Can Be Helped

Billionaire investor Hiroto Mikitani announced this week the foundation of the Shikataga Aru Foundation, whose goal is to help out anime characters in an attempt to decrease the usage of…

Production of Life-Size Gundam Statue Halted Due to Bad Nubs

TOKYO, Japan — Work on the Diver City 1:1 scale Gundam has been temporarily halted due to various problems in the construction. Local officials are concerned because the realistic Gundam…

Kim Jong-un to Delay War with South Korea until “The Breaker” Series Concludes

SEOUL, South Korea — For years the North Korean Kim dynasty has been issuing death threats to the country of South Korea. These threats are often in the vein of “seas…

New Bakemonogatari Series to Carry 18+ Rating

After several series full of nudity and risque fanservice that is nothing short of softcore pornography, Studio Shaft today announced at a live press conference that Owarimonogatari, the three-part continuation of the…

Oblivious Mother Happy To Hear Her Son’s Friend Group Going on About Their Love Lives

CEDAR RAPIDS, IA — Mrs. Peterson makes no claims to understand the otaku interests of her son Collin Peterson, but she is happy to have recently overheard conversations between her…

Stubborn Fan Continues to Insist that Satoshi Kon is Alive

DINOSAUR, CO — Though Satoshi Kon tragically passed away five years ago today, some fans still refuse to accept the passing of their idol to this day. Parker Sailings, a young…

“Anime is Not My Only Hobby,” Claims Local Man

LAWRENCE, KS — At a recent convention celebrating anime fandom and culture, one attendee shocked his fellow fans by stating that anime was not the sole focus of his life. Jason Smith, 23, went…

Ashley Madison Hack Exposes Otaku Cheating on Their Waifu

Canada-based online dating service Ashley Madison, a site marketed towards individuals in committed relationships who are interested in cheating, has filled the headlines recently after it was hacked last month. The…

Tokyo Ghoul Season 3 Confirmed

A third season of Tokyo Ghoul was announced earlier this week. According to official sources, the series will air during the Winter 2016 anime season, and Madhouse will be taking…