ME!ME!ME! Video revealed as Elaborate Plot to Annoy Everyone

TOKYO, Japan – The Animator Expo video short “ME!ME!ME!”, which has sparked waves of discussion in the anime community in the past week, has been exposed as a pointless hoax…

Crunchyroll Subscribers Horrified to Discover They are Supporting the Anime Industry

It all began with an innocuous tweet from Crunchyroll’s official twitter account, thanking Premium members for their “role in supporting the anime industry.” This shocking realization sent waves throughout the…

Toei Animation Quietly Reminds Viewers that Sailor Moon Crystal is Still Airing

Toei Animation announced this week that Sailor Moon Crystal is still in fact airing and encouraged fans to watch the show. The studio encouraged fans to “not forget about us” and “remember…

I Wish More People Would Pay Attention to the Shirts I Wear…

Hello readers, today I would like to address the recent hoopla known as ‘Shirtgate’. For those of you fortunate enough not to be exposed to the constant idiocy that we know…

World Leaders Reach Historic Agreement to Settle Differences with Gunpla Battles

NEW YORK CITY — Leaders around the world have miraculously agreed to abandon direct military conflict and settle their differences via the art of Gunpla Battle. “It turns out that…

Letters to the Editor: November 2014

Super High Me SIR― It is a poorly-kept secret within the anime industry that male characters are not voiced by males, but rather, freshmen voice actresses being hazed by their…

Mass Debating — MyAnimeList 10 Year Anniversary

The popular anime community MyAnimeList celebrates its 10 year anniversary this week. What do you think about the popular anime tracking site’s remarkable duration? ClariStocracy This is especially impressive since I…

Kugimiya Rie to Undergo Controversial Procedure to Make Her Voice Even More High-Pitched

KYOTO, Japan — Kugimiya Rie is an acclaimed voice actress known to her fans as the “Queen of Tsundere”. Her roles have included iconic tsundere characters such as Nagi from Hayate no Gotoku,…

Kyoto Animation’s Photo-Realistic Backgrounds Exposed as Actual Photos

Kyoto Animation’s reputation for highly-praised production quality, featuring fluid animation and gorgeously detailed backgrounds, is in grave danger. Recent reports have surfaced that backgrounds in several recent Kyoto Animation shows may have been…

Nobody Willing to Read Urobuchi Gen’s NaNoWriMo Submission

TOKYO, Japan — Every November, millions of aspiring writers celebrate National Novel Writing Month — or NaNoWriMo — by ambitiously attempting to write a full-length novel. NaNoWriMo has traditionally been…