New NFL Season Green-Lit

NEW YORK, NY — NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced in a press conference earlier this week that a new season of the National Football League has been green-lit. The announcement…

Dr. Otaku’s Corner

Welcome, seekers of knowledge. You are here to find truth; I am here to dispense it. I have been an anime fan for 25 years now. I have seen this…

Experts: Nyaa Downtime So Severe It Could Lead To Use Of Legal Streaming

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – The extended downtime of the popular website Nyaa Torrents has had such a devastating impact on anime viewers that it could lead many of them to…

Nyaa Commenter Realizes Opinions, Life Are Meaningless While Experiencing Site’s Downtime

A longtime commenter on Nyaa Torrents has suddenly realized how meaningless his life and opinions are during the site’s ongoing downtime. The man, who wishes to be identified by his…

Against All Odds: One Man’s Inspirational Anime Marathon

DECATUR, IL — Despite grueling summer heat and humid conditions, local resident Devin McCaulay completed his first full-length anime marathon last Sunday, completing the difficult 26-episode course with a respectable…

Mass Debating — Your Reactions to Chubbiness

Chubbiness is a new idol group in Japan that features a troupe of plus-sized girls. They promote a healthy lifestyle without the pressures of unrealistic body images. What do you have to say?…

New Study: Anime Avatar Makes Opinions Up To 90% Less Relevant

BERKELEY, CA – A new study conducted at UC Berkeley’s School of Social Media Sciences discovered that having an anime avatar on social networking sites makes one’s opinions largely irrelevant….

Slobs Petition to Repeal Law Banning Cosplaying L from ‘Death Note’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A law adopted by Congress as a lark has spiraled into what a few are calling the greatest civil rights battle of the 21st century. Rep. Grace…

Upcoming Makoto Shinkai Film is About Clouds

CoMix Wave Films and director Makoto Shinkai have announced a new animation project that focuses on the formation and movement of several types of clouds. Sora no Kumo is planned…

Things to Do While Watching Glasslip

Bored while watching Glasslip? The following is a handy list of things you can do while you pretend to watch Glasslip: Watch Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun Learn to type on a Dvorak keyboard Tweet…