Report: President Obama Still Undecided About Anime Avatar

WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to reports from White House staff, President Barack Obama has not yet chosen which anime avatar he will use on his new Twitter account. Though Commander-in-Chief…

Saimoe League Rocked by Cuteness Enhancing Drug Use

Officials at the International Saimoe League announced their recent discovery that nearly all of the league’s competitors have tested positive for cuteness enhancing drugs banned by the competition and the…

Area Man Starting to Doubt if Character is Really from Boku no Pico

CEDAR RAPIDS, IA — 24-year-old college student Philip Stevens stares at his laptop computer with a perplexed look. On the screen is Boku no Pico, a hentai from 2006 featuring…

Man Has Over 1,000 Anime Backgrounds He’d Never Use in Public

Over the past year, anime fan Charles Walker has collected over 1,000 anime-themed backgrounds that he would never dare put on his computer in public. We sat down with Charles…

Research Shows Calling Out Attack Names Does Not Make Them Stronger

MANCHESTER, NH — A new study published earlier this week by researchers at the University of New Hampshire claims that calling out attacks does not in fact make them any stronger….

Vladimir Nabokov’s ‘Lolita’ Finally Gets Anime Adaptation

According to the June 2015 issue of Ichijinsha’s Monthly Comic Rex, an upcoming TV anime adaptation of Vladimir Nabokov’s 1955 classic Lolita is scheduled for fall of this year. Lolita ~…

Terra Formars Movie Set for 2016 Release

  The live action adaptation of Terra Formars directed by Takashi Miike (Kaze ni tatsu raion, As the Gods Will, Over Your Dead Body, The Mole Song: Undercover, Agent Reiji,…

World’s Saddest Prom Happening in High School Otaku’s Basement

Anime Maru is here to bring you live coverage of the hottest party happening tonight, the anime themed prom hosted by otaku high schooler Gavin Campbell within his parent’s basement….

Waifu Divorce Rates on the Rise

    Walla Walla, WA– Recent surveys have noticed an alarming increase in waifu divorce rates among western fans. It seems that even the longest waifu relationships aren’t immune to…

Ninja Slayer Destroys Anime, Trigger’s Revenge Now Complete

TOKYO, Japan — Early last year, scientists confirmed that despite Kill La Kill‘s massive success and critical acclaim, Studio Trigger did not save anime. A year later, Trigger has enacted…