Haruhi Suzumiya Fan Wakes Up From Eight Year Coma

Self-proclaimed Haruhi-ist Timothy Banks awoke this week from a coma he had been in since May 1st, 2007, when he dropped his Haruhi cell-phone strap in the road and was…

Super Sonico Figure Tired of Being Objectified

KENOSHA, WI — A Taito-Manufactured Super Sonico Summer Beach Swimsuit Version figure owned by otaku Christopher Logan confessed to reporters that she was fed up with the way his friends have…

Man Claims He’ll Get to Everything on His Watch List Eventually

KISSIMMEE, FL — Authorities are calling it “one of the worst case of watch list hoarding ever seen.” 34-year-old local resident Jason Price lives by himself and began watching anime around 10…

Deep Analysis: IS It Wrong to Try To Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?

I like many fans turn to anime for intellectual stimulation. Anime poses many deep philosophical questions, and I as an intellectual have attempted to answer these questions in my columns….

Your Anime Horoscope

Welcome to Anime Maru’s newest feature, anime horoscopes. Each sign symbolizes different strengths and character. Find your sign below to find out what your anime fortune is. Is today your lucky…

Elon Musk Leaked as Villain of Steins;Gate Sequel

Following the announcement of the Steins;Gate sequel anime and visual novel Steins;Gate 0, an anonymous source close to the project has leaked to Anime Maru that the villain of the…

Disney Produces Live Action Appleseed Movie to Spite Dreamwork’s Ghost in the Shell

  DISNEYLAND, FL– Disney CEOs revealed earlier today that they had acquired the rights to Masamune Shirow’s Appleseed. Reportedly this was a response to the recently announced Dreamwork’s Ghost in…

Deep Analysis: Hidden Meanings in the Yuri Kuma Arashi Finale You May Have Missed

With Yuri Kuma Arashi’s final episode airing this week, it’s finally time to end our 12 part series analyzing all of the show’s symbolism. I hope you’ve been keeping up…

Anime Maru’s Guide to Discussing Anime

Over the course of your anime career, you are bound to encounter people who share your hobby. Talking about anime with other people can be very intimidating; how are you going…

Staff Infection — Editors’ Picks for Spring 2015

Bob_Squob I’m very excited for the new Lupin III series, because after dozens of subpar specials and OVAs what Lupin really needs is a change in the color of his…