WIXOSS Card Game Causes Sharp Decline in Sales of Other Card Games

TOKYO, Japan — Sales of the WIXOSS card game have been on the rise since the end of the anime’s first season, but this uptick has been accompanied by a…

Military Leaders Tired Of Being Upstaged By Little Girls

BRUSSELS, Belgium – A meeting of top-tier commanders in the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO) was marred by a string of recent global catastrophes that were averted at the last…

New Anime is Nothing But Schoolgirls Greeting Each Other

Among this season’s slate of anime one can find the new show Mainichi DAYS, a slice of life 4-koma adaptation composed entirely of girls in high school exchanging pleasantries with each other….

Studio DEEN’s Open Letter to ufotable

The following is an open letter submitted to Anime Maru. What was with those episodes ufotable? What happened to trolling the fanboys like we used to? Remember how mad they got when…

Toei Spends 80% of World Trigger Budget on Purple Sparkles

  The animation in Toei Animation’s latest work, World Trigger has come under criticism from several sources this season. Commenters cite an excessive use of still-shots, undetailed character models, off-model…

North Korean Leader Kim Jong-Un Returns After 40-Day Anime Marathon

PYONGYANG – North Korean state media has reported the “triumphant return” of leader Kim Jong-Un, who had not made a public appearance in 40 days. His unexplained absence sparked a global…

Midwestern Mom Still Can’t Pronounce ‘Naruto’

The long-running shounen manga Naruto finally comes to an end in a few weeks. As half the anime community breaks out the peppermint schnapps to celebrate and the other half huddles in…

Hatsune Miku Follows Up Letterman with Appearance on the O’Reilly Factor

NEW YORK, NY — Following her performance on Late Show with David Letterman, Japanese virtual pop sensation Hatsune Miku made a guest appearance on The O’Reilly Factor earlier this week. Hatsune Miku’s…

Cross Ange Blasted For Offensive Content

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — The new Sunrise anime Cross Ange, which features scantily clad mecha pilots battling dragons, has already generated controversy in its first episode due to its controversial…

Local High-School Girl Denies Allegations Of Being A ‘Tsundere’

  A local high-school girl, who has chosen to remain anonymous, has recently denied allegations by her classmates that she may in fact be a tsundere. The evidence offered by…