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One of Japan’s biggest and most enduring idol groups, AKB48, has announced today they will be updating all of their active idols’ biographic information to include a descriptor of what…

PHILADELPHIA, PA – Following in the footsteps of fellow Democratic candidate Marianne Williamson, former Vice President Joe Biden has released on Facebook a Little Witch Academia meme to reassure potential…

LOS ANGELES, CA – In a surprising turn of events at Anime Expo today, attendee Nate Thompson has reportedly opened a mystery box and found the legendary One Piece. The…

LOS ANGELES, CA — Anime Expo began today, and AX officials have already determined their attendance numbers: Everyone but you, the reader of this article. “Anime Expo has been growing…

Both little sister Nanako Kimura and childhood friend Chihiro Matusbara announced their candidacy for president of the United States this week, joining the existing 25 Democratic candidates already running for…

TOKYO, Japan – Area high school student Rito Shikimori found that his parents had returned from their 786 day trip abroad unexpectedly this morning, according to a Facebook post. The…

The end of the 2019 spring anime season has brought with it many (thigh) highs, many lows, and whatever the hell One Punch Man season 2 ended up being. But…

SANDUSKY, OH – Local otaku Brent Walker was excited to hear about the two new 5 minute episode anime shows this season focusing on thighs and tights, respectively. However, even…

SENDAI, Japan – A local office worker arrived home to an unpleasant surprise several days ago when he discovered that his apartment had been utterly trashed by an unexpected visitor….