Cosplayers Riot During Instagram, Social Media Outage

Fear and panic gripped the social media influencers of the world yesterday when Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp all suffered simultaneous outages. Though the cause behind the disruption is still unknown,…

U.A. High School Rocked By Admissions Scandal

MUSUTAFU, Japan — U.A. High School was rocked by allegations earlier today that a student was accepted to the highly prestigious school for future heroes due to a bribe given…

5 Anime That are Evangelion

  #5: Rebuild of Evangelion Have you ever wondered what Evangelion would be like if it lacked all substance, nuance, and point? Well wonder no more as the Rebuild of…

‘My Hero Academia’ World Suffering Severe Shortage of Teachers, Doctors, Lawyers, Musicians, Bloggers, Dog Walkers, and Non-Heroes

The latest labor statistics out of the world of My Hero Academia suggests that a wide range of crucial jobs remain unfilled, with a severe shortage of teachers, doctors, lawyers,…

Elon Musk Buys Studio Trigger, Vows for “Mecha on the Moon” by 2020

Celebration on Mars today as Elon Musk has finally revealed his latest entrepreneurial endeavor.  Many were shocked that the so called ‘weabillionaire’ would go beyond anything more than just shitposting…

VPN not Making Roommate’s Browsing Sessions any Less Suspicious

WATERBURY, CT – A Connecticut man has failed to make his late night internet browsing sessions any less suspicious to his roommate despite using a VPN. Matthew Wenter, 25, researched…

Anime Music Videos Spliced with Momo Challenge to Buy Anime DVDs

Authorities have alerted anime fans that unknown individuals have placed disturbing imagery into sexy anime music videos on YouTube. The image, a grotesque doll-like figure known as “Momo”, implores to viewers…

Man Living Under Rock Surprised Second Season of ‘Kemono Friends’ is Bad

DUBUQUE, IA — After 7 episodes of Kemono Friends 2, local resident Jordan Sullemeyer expressed confusion and disappointment at the quality of the this season’s continuation of the cult classic 2017 anime….

Second Season of ‘That Time I Was Reincarnated As A Slime’ Delayed After Main Character Accused of Scripting

Major League Isekai (MLI) fans have awoken to distressing news this morning as league launched an investigation against Remuru Tempest for scripting and various other breaches of the league’s rule…

Guy in Back of Class Won’t Stop Inexplicably Shouting Things

A male student at a high school in the Sacramento area has been inexplicably shouting random statements from his seat in the back of the classroom, area sources say. 16…