Japanese Man Hospitalized After Seeing Genitals in Adult Video

YOKOHAMA, Japan — 24-year-old Nobue Morii was sent to the hospital early Monday morning after accidentally viewing an adult video that had uncensored genitalia. According to investigators, Morii was watching…

New Anime Takes Place in Alternate World Without Alternate World Anime

Avex Pictures has released a trailer today for Isekai no Nai Sekai (A World Without Parallel Worlds), an upcoming TV anime based on a series of light novels of the same name….

Local Man Frantically Tries to Fake a Normal Life Before Arrival of Relatives

FAYETTEVILLE, NC — A local man frantically attempted to get his home into a state of normality this morning before the arrival of his relatives for the Thanksgiving holiday. Henry Noxton,…

New ‘Kaiji’ Anime to Feature Lootboxes

A new season of the popular anime franchise Kaiji was announced earlier this week, bringing viewers back into the eponymous character’s struggle for survival in the world of high-stakes gambling. Based on the…

Couple Manages to Successfully Have Sex on Japanese Train

TOKYO, Japan — 22-year-old college student Takeshi Kujiura and his yet-to-be-named acquaintance made history yesterday afternoon after becoming the first people to successfully engage in sexual activity aboard Japanese public…

‘Kemono Friends’ Director Tatsuki Joins With Hideo Kojima to Form New Studio

When Kemono Friends director Tatsuki was removed from his position under unclear circumstances, despite the overwhelming success of the anime, speculation quickly turned toward corporate greed. Now, Tatsuki has now found a new ally:…

Fall Anime Season Forces Area Man to Question His Sexuality Once Again

BOSTON, MA- Mark Josey, living a happy married life with 3 children, has only recently recovered from his awkward man-crush on Astolfo from Fate/Apocrypha, but Japan isn’t letting him go…

Local Fan Discovers ‘Tenchi Muyo’ Just Big Pile of Incest

FARGO, ND — Beloved 90’s anime staple Tenchi Muyo is best known for codifying the tropes of the harem genre by putting its hapless hero in a sea of beautiful girls;…

KissAnime DNS Hijack Redirects Users to Legitimate Streaming Sites

KissAnime, a video streaming site for people who still haven’t figured out how to use Nyaa, experienced issues Saturday when users suddenly found themselves unable to access the website. Instead,…

Scientists Warn Community Exhausting ‘Blend S’ Memes at Unsustainable Rate

ZURICH, Switzerland — An international summit of memeologists gathered today and warned the anime community that the current rate of Blend S OP memes was unsustainable, and the supply of the…