Researchers Struggle to Explain Anime Time Dilation

STONY BROOK, NY — The silence in the room is interrupted only by the soft whirring of a computer and the punctual ticking of a clock mounted on the other…

Hideaki Anno In Talks With J.J. Abrams To Create ‘Evangelion: The NERV Awakens’

HOLLYWOOD, CA – Several leading movie blogs have broken the news that anime legend Hideaki Anno is in talks with J.J. Abrams and his production company Bad Robot to produce…

Yuri Hater Still Holding Out Hope For Yuri Kuma Arashi

CHICAGO, IL – The December 5 release of the second trailer for the highly anticipated anime Yuri Kuma Arashi by Kunihiko Ikuhara (Revolutionary Girl Utena, Mawaru Penguindrum) triggered waves of…

AIC announces ‘My Little Convict Can’t Be This Cute!’ Spin-Off Series

Tsukasa Fushimi, author of the manga series Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai, has announced a partnership with AIC for an anime spin-off featuring Kirino and her struggle to adjust to life in a maximum-security prison after being convicted of the gruesome murder of her brother Kyosuke for accidentally revealing her otaku side to a group of her friends.

‘Psycho-Pass 2’ Plot Eliminated After Exceeding Crime Coefficient

The Ministry of Welfare Public Safety Bureau, Anime Investigation Department announced earlier this week that a team of Enforcers and Inspectors have eliminated the plot of Psycho-Pass 2. According to official statements, the…

Iwaaki Hitoshi Confirms Parasyte is Set in the Same Universe as Midori Days

Parasyte mangaka Iwaaki Hitoshi revealed to Anime Maru this week that he actually created romantic comedy manga, Midori Days in 2002. This was seven years after the conclusion of Parasyte. “Inoue Kazurou? Just…

Giants and Redskins Eliminated from Holy Grail War

The New York Giants and the Washington Redskins have been eliminated from the Holy Grail War this week, with both teams defeated viciously in battle. The Redskins crumbled at the hands…

Urobuchi Gen Ceremonially Pardons Thanksgiving Turkey

TOKYO, Japan — As Thanksgiving approaches, at least one turkey can breathe easy. Japanese novelist Urobuchi Gen pardoned a 32-pound female turkey this week, choosing not to kill the turkey…

ME!ME!ME! Video revealed as Elaborate Plot to Annoy Everyone

TOKYO, Japan – The Animator Expo video short “ME!ME!ME!”, which has sparked waves of discussion in the anime community in the past week, has been exposed as a pointless hoax…

Crunchyroll Subscribers Horrified to Discover They are Supporting the Anime Industry

It all began with an innocuous tweet from Crunchyroll’s official twitter account, thanking Premium members for their “role in supporting the anime industry.” This shocking realization sent waves throughout the…