Summer Season Delayed to Fall

TOKYO, Japan — Representatives from animation studios including White Fox, A-1 Pictures, Production I.G., Toei Animation, Silver Link, P.A. Works, and J.C. Staff released a joint statement this week that…

Society That Sexualizes Real Minors Mad That Drawings Not Considered Child Porn in Japan

TOKYO, JAPAN – Westerners reacted with fury to the exclusion of anime and manga from Japan’s recent ban on the possession of child pornography, and then promptly went back to sexualizing…

Studio Ghibli Stuggles to Explain That New Film Does Not Involve Miyazaki

TOKYO, Japan — Studio Ghibli media representative Ken Atsugawa released a statement today reiterating the fact that Hayao Miyazaki was not involved in the production of its new film When…

All Other Issues Resolved, Implies CNN Report on Hentai Manga

Major American news outlet CNN has declared yesterday that America was in such a state of ideal stability that explicit cartoon images from another country are a cause for concern,…

Sentai Filmworks Gatchaman Crowds Blu-Ray To Be Audio Only

HUSTON, TX – The upcoming Sentai Filmworks Blu-ray release of the anime Gatchaman Crowds will have no video and instead feature just the dubbed English language audio tracks. According to…

Fans Still in Line for Panel from Anime Expo 2013

LOS ANGELES, CA — A group of anime fans is still waiting in line for a panel from Anime Expo 2013 nearly a year later. Mark Anderson and his friends,…

Japan Loses World Cup Opener Despite Giant Robots, Superpowers

RECIFE, BRAZIL – Despite utilizing three different types of mecha, time-stopping magic, and a variety of energy and projectile attacks, Japan still lost its 2014 FIFA World Cup opener to…

Mass Debating — Your Reactions to Violence Jack Getting Licensed

Discotek Media has licensed Violence Jack, the infamous OVA adaptation of the Go Nagai manga. What does the community have to say? (Story via Crunchyroll) SteadyProfanity Funimation missed out on a huge…

Game 4 of NBA Finals Interrupted by 10 Minute Long Flashback Sequence

MIAMI, FL — Game 4 of the NBA Finals, contested between the San Antonio Spurs and the Miami Heat, was abruptly interrupted early in the third quarter to accommodate a…

JJ Abrams Criticizes Brynhildr For Use Of Lens Flare

HOLLYWOOD, CA – Director JJ Abrams, who is currently busy directing the new Star Wars movie, has lashed out at the creators of the anime Brynhildr in the Darkness for…