LOS ANGELES, CA– Earlier this week, Illusion celebrated its first E3 press conference. The developer gained noteriety for making such endearing titles as Oppai Slider 2, Artificial Girl 3, and everyone’s favorite Battle Raper II: The Game.
In the highly-anticipated press conference, Illusion showed previews for their September 11th release of Sexy Beach Premium Resort, which was met with much fanfare from the hairy mammals in the front row. But the real jewel of Illusion’s presentation was their announcement of Rapelay: Steam Edition.
Rapelay met much controversy from the UK after parents found their kids with the incest porn game. While the publisher was initially confused at what could have sparked this misunderstanding, Illusion believes that audiences in the West are now fully lubed up for Steam’s release of Rapelay.
This new Steam edition boasts of new multiplayer features, allowing Steam players to spice things up with a new player. Illusion has also added a wide variety of achievements, badges, and trading cards for the Steam community to wank over endlessly. Mods over Steam Workshop will also be supported, Illusion announced, and because paid mods have been phased out, Steam Workshop mods will be generally legal to own and exchange.
Now that Illusion has opened the doors for the eroge genre, the future may hold such wonders as a worldwide release of the Rance series, a 3DS remake of Sagara Family, or perhaps Wanko to Kurasou for the Xbox One.
Sadly though, this game suffers in the same way the rest of the eroge visual novel market does on Steam: sexual content has been phased out oft he game. This makes it’s release on steam very contradictory, but, fear not. The publisher has taken familiar steps to those same visual novels and have put a patch up that replaces all that content. You can find it by google searches and sketchy websites.
The thing is, why would you WANT to patch it in? They’re animated which is very unsexy.
Damn, for a second I thought it was true, only to be disappointed when I realized this article came from the Anime Maru feed.
Maaaan I wish instead of Rapelay they would put something much more.. Newly-born dick’s friendly.
What the am I saying right now.
If steam lets me hide what game I’m playing right at the moment that would be great.
Yea too bad literally no one will have this game in their account without making a separate or making their profile private.