Sailor Moon Crystal Probably Still Sucks


According to various sources in contact with Anime Maru, Toei Animation’s Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon Crystal continues to air almost a year after its initial debut, and probably still sucks.

Despite bad pacing, animation, and especially poor writing, the revised series — which compresses 89 episodes of the original Sailor Moon and Sailor Moon R into 26 — continues to air twice a month, to the dismay and heartbreak of weebs the world over.

When asked for his opinion, long time anime and Sailor Moon fan Philip Reimer told Anime Maru:

“Wait, it’s still airing?”

As of press time, Anime Maru staff could not locate anyone who is still watching Sailor Moon Crystal to interview, so this post will now come to an end.

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