Yui as she appeared in her growth pod, shortly before hatching
OSAKA — After years of failed experiments and frustration, Japanese scientists have developed the world’s first full-grown test tube waifu.
“Yui,” the result of the years-long YN Project, is a shy, demure woman with the physical body of an 18-year-old and the temperament of a loving wife. Immediately upon emerging from her growth pod, Yui set out to find the kitchen and cook dinner for her creators.
“She’s an amazing specimen,” said Dr. Nishimura, the director of the YN Project. “The breakthrough came when we figured out how to wire her personality to be obedient even one has not ordered her to do anything. Oh, here she is with a tart for me! Thank you, Yui!”
The scientists hope to perfect development so that they can mass produce waifus, but they are taking their work one step at a time for now. However, that has not stopped them from thinking about branching out when the time comes.
“We’ve already received requests for the imouto model of waifu,” Dr. Nishimura said. “We’re still working on reworking the waifus so that they’ll address specific people as ‘onii-chan,’ but I am confident that we will conquer this problem eventually.”
Anime Maru attempted to interview Yui for this report, but she responded by looking away and blushing shyly for an hour.
And yet progress on the improvement of robot meidos remains at a slow crawl. Disappointing.
is…is this even real?
I don’t know man I don’t know…..
It is the most real of the real
Source: I am a scientist
If you read the About Us page you would know the answer.
:l fake
How do you know it’s fake “Tim”. You shouldn’t be in this anyway you look like your 12! I’m really proud of what our scientist have discovered.
How do you know it’s real if you haven’t gotten one yet? I’m waiting for mine right now, actually, but since it’s coming in late I’m sure that I got scammed
Meanwhile, at Japanese trash collection sites, many love dolls have been abandoned. Residents panic assuming they were corpses. Police release a public announcement after recieving an overflow of phone calls and reports regarding the dolls. Waste Collection Center employees are perplexed whether to burn them or recycle them. Women rally to destroy all love dolls and test-tube waifus, they call their newly found organization Women Against Inanimate Figures and Unnatural Souls (WAIFUS). WAIFUS released a recent statement that they have 49,678 official members and their memberships are growing daily. Support their cause at waifus.org and sign their petition or donate! YN Project releases this statement after hearing about the WAIFUS organization and their goals, “Fools! We have a hundred thousand samurai ‘Onee-chan’ types, post production. Come at me, bro.” YN Project also stated those who help fund their projects or support dispersing WAIFUS will receive a free test-tube waifu of his or her choice! Sign up now at ynproject.waifu.jp/signup!