Tag Archives: Anime

Black Hole Ideal Place to Dispose of Seasonal Anime Garbage, Scientists Propose

With the excitement of mankind’s first glimpse of a black hole this week, several scientists from the Japanese space program JAXA have proposed that the super massive gravity well would…

El Hazard Reboot to Take Place in Reality Where No One Has Heard of the El Hazard

Earlier this week, anime studio AIC announced a reboot of 90’s anime franchise El Hazard called El Hazard? that will take place in a reality where the franchise is unknown…

Final ‘My Sister, My Writer’ Episode to be Replaced by Footage of a Train Derailing

Television network AT-X recently announced that the airing of the latest and final episode of My Sister, My Writer, also known as ImoImo, would be canceled. Instead, AT-X stated it…

‘Goblin Slayer’ to Feature More Shots of Birds in Order to Seem More “Artistic”, Less “Edgy”

Latest episode of Goblin Slayer confused, and amused, audiences with its closing scene — a near 2-minute close-up of a bird’s eye, followed by the credit roll. Though this sparked speculation about…

Recently Fired Man Now Getting More Into Anime

Anime fan Elon Musk has recently started getting more into anime after being forced to step down from his job last month. This news surprised the world, who could not…

Millions of Anime Fans Relieved That More Anime is Coming

Anime fans around the world breathed a sigh of relief earlier this week when it was announced that a new season of anime is set to start this fall. At…

Local Anime Convention Only 65% Anime by Volume

CINCINNATI, OH — The Federal Trade Commission concluded their investigation against the organization committee for Anime Escape earlier this week. Anime Escape was a two-day anime convention that took place…

New Anime Announcement Tests Limits of How Far the Little Sister Concept Can Go

Kadokawa made an official announcement that its latest anime adaptation would be based on the light novel series Ore ga Suki Nano wa Imouto Dakedo Imouto ja nai. Written by…

Tech Startup Introduces Device That Locks Door During Embarrassing Anime Scenes

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — A fledgling tech company has caught widespread attention by announcing a gadget that could revolutionize the anime viewing experience. The San Francisco-based startup 654 Solution Ltd….

Anime Industry Accidentally Releases All Decent Cute Shows in One Season

Producers in the anime industry are scrambling after the realization that they had accidentally released all of the actually good “cute” shows all in one season. While the anime industry…