Tag Archives: Attack on Titan

U.S. Border Patrol Conducts Testing with 3D Maneuver Gear

United States Border Patrol agents have begun conducting training exercises this week with experimental military prototype equipment known as “Three-Dimensional Maneuver Gear”. Developed by Jaeger Prazision Werke GmbH, a private…

Child Asks Parents to Allow Him to Watch ‘Attack on Titan’

CODY, WY– Early Monday morning Mr. and Mrs. Stevens reportedly found a strange letter posted to their refrigerator from their son Michael. In his letter Michael, 10, requests to watch the…

Axel Braun Begins Anime Porn Parody Production

LOS ANGELES, CA — In a press conference earlier this week, adult film director Axel Braun revealed that he’s turning his attention to anime porn parodies. With Braun’s titles like…

Breaking News: Anime Fan Watches Shows He Actually Likes

ABILENE, TX — A shocking discovery rocked the anime community today, as a lone forum poster was claimed to only watch shows that he genuinely enjoys. As the community stands…

Accident Causes Fairy Tail To Be Drawn in the Style of Attack on Titan

This week readers of Weekly Shonen Magazine were shocked to discover that Chapter 421 of Fairy Tail was drawn in the style of Hajime Asayama’s Attack on Titan manga. While…

North Korean Leader Kim Jong-Un Returns After 40-Day Anime Marathon

PYONGYANG – North Korean state media has reported the “triumphant return” of leader Kim Jong-Un, who had not made a public appearance in 40 days. His unexplained absence sparked a global…

Surveyor Corps Prove Useless in Combat against Titans

TROST DISTRICT – According to recent military intelligence, the newly-assigned Surveyor Corps have already sustained heavy losses early into their first mission. The Surveyor Corps are an elite division of…