Tag Archives: Bernie Sanders

Americans Hope for Presidential Election to Take Harem Route End

Americans have called it “the longest and most difficult visual novel known to the medium”, and with the story set to finish in early November, Americans are still uncertain which route they…

Supporters Celebrate Trump’s Primary Triumph by Masturbating to Anime

Following Ted Cruz and John Kasich dropping out of the presidential race this week and Donald Trump becoming the presumptive nominee, Trump supporters nationwide celebrated the victory by masturbating to…

Bernie Sanders Purchases Anime Maru

Today we are pleased to announce that Anime Maru, the leader in anime news, has been purchased by Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders. Mr. Sanders has asked us to publish this…

GOP Consultant: Sanders Supporters are “Happily Married Fathers Who Don’t Masturbate to Anime at All”

Republican media consultant Rick Wilson made headlines earlier this week when he dismissed Donald Trump supporters as “childless single men who masturbate to anime” and claimed they were not part of the…

Bernie Sanders Rally Disrupted by Waifu Lives Matter Activists

SEATTLE, WA – Democratic presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders was interrupted during a rally yet again this morning when activist members of Waifu Lives Matter seized the stage. The activists took…