Tag Archives: Coronavirus

COVID Vaccine Shortage Caused by Huge Virtual YouTuber Population

New data released on Tuesday suggests that Pfizer’s two-dose coronavirus vaccine is effective even after the first dose, but supplies are running low. Pfizer has reported to the CDC that…

Many Find $600 Stimulus Not Enough to Buy Essential Weeb Shit

As $600 stimulus relief checks began making their way into the hands of US citizens this week, concerns are growing that the amount is simply not enough to cover essential…

Event Report: A Weekend at Anime Dallas

It has been a long time since I attended an anime convention or large public gathering of any kind. Over the past few months I just never saw the opportunity…

Local Business Sees Tofu Deliveries Up Due to Pandemic

GUNMA, Japan – While the coronavirus pandemic continues to harm traditional sit-down restaurants and other local business, not all has been doom and gloom with delivery services having seen a…

Trump Administration Contracts Umbrella Corporation to Develop COVID-19 Vaccine

President Trump revealed via a Twitter post earlier today that the Umbrella Corporation would be working to develop a vaccine for the coronavirus. The conglomerate has been a major player…

White House Orders CDC to Banish all COVID-19 Data to the Shadow Realm

Washington, DC – The Trump administration on Friday ordered all COVID-19 testing data to be diverted away from the CDC. Instead all COVID-19 patient information and related medical data will…

Man Spends Entire Quarantine Bingeing VTuber Streams

MAPLEWOOD, NJ – Chris Markel, 25, has been spending an excessive number of hours watching online VTuber streams during lockdown, according to Markel’s roommate. While many have taken their time…

Boy Aims For Koshien, Grandparents Not Dying of COVID-19

TOKYO, Japan — Local student Kisaragi Koh, 16, expressed that he is aiming to reach the High School Baseball Championships at Koshien this year, while having his grandparents not contract…

That One Guy From Anime Conventions Unable to Deliver All Their Free Hugs

While media has already been packed with stories about people being inconvenienced by COVID-19, a new sad story has emerged alongside all the tragedies. Jonathan Reed, 26, an enthusiastic hug…

New WHO Guidelines Recommend Getting Punched into Orbit to Maintain Social Distancing

That tsundere probably isn’t getting any closer to you anyway, but it never hurts to be safe.