Tag Archives: Coronavirus

Boy Aims For Koshien, Grandparents Not Dying of COVID-19

TOKYO, Japan — Local student Kisaragi Koh, 16, expressed that he is aiming to reach the High School Baseball Championships at Koshien this year, while having his grandparents not contract…

That One Guy From Anime Conventions Unable to Deliver All Their Free Hugs

While media has already been packed with stories about people being inconvenienced by COVID-19, a new sad story has emerged alongside all the tragedies. Jonathan Reed, 26, an enthusiastic hug…

New WHO Guidelines Recommend Getting Punched into Orbit to Maintain Social Distancing

That tsundere probably isn’t getting any closer to you anyway, but it never hurts to be safe.

Coronavirus Blamed for Cancellation of ‘Haruhi’ Season 3

TOKYO, Japan — Animation studio Satelight has announced that the third season of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya has been cancelled due to the coronavirus outbreak, according to a recent…

‘My Next Life in 2020: All Routes Lead to Doom!’ Series Arriving Later This Year

Studio Silver Link has announced that a new anime series titled My Next Life in 2020: All Routes Lead to Doom! will be premiering later this year. The story revolves…

Miura Asserts That Latest ‘Berserk’ Hiatus Not Caused by COVID-19

Kentaro Miura, the mangaka behind popular series Berserk, has confirmed that all possible delays in the series’ release schedule are directly linked to COVID-19 and not to any other obstruction…

Legendary Hero Transported to Horrible Reality Full of Police Brutality and Incurable Disease

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Legendary hero Edward Higurashi has found himself transported to another world, according to local media reports. This hellish new reality reportedly has high income inequality, police that…

You Haven’t Made a Dent in Your Backlog, Latest Report Indicates

You have yet to make any significant progress on your anime backlog, according to a report released this week. Various independent sources have confirmed that despite having overall less obligations…

United Nations Security Council Condemns Kyon for Not Getting Haruhi to Stop COVID-19

NEW YORK, NY — The Security Council of the United Nations held a press conference for the global media today condemning the lack of action by Kyon in getting Haruhi…

Hatsune Miku Contracts Deadly Computer Virus

Staff within Crypton Future Media have confirmed that virtual pop star Hatsune Miku has gone into quarantine after contracting a computer virus earlier this week. The infection was first noticed…