Tag Archives: Coronavirus

You Haven’t Made a Dent in Your Backlog, Latest Report Indicates

You have yet to make any significant progress on your anime backlog, according to a report released this week. Various independent sources have confirmed that despite having overall less obligations…

United Nations Security Council Condemns Kyon for Not Getting Haruhi to Stop COVID-19

NEW YORK, NY — The Security Council of the United Nations held a press conference for the global media today condemning the lack of action by Kyon in getting Haruhi…

Hatsune Miku Contracts Deadly Computer Virus

Staff within Crypton Future Media have confirmed that virtual pop star Hatsune Miku has gone into quarantine after contracting a computer virus earlier this week. The infection was first noticed…

Kaiju Gather Outside Tokyo to Protest Lockdown Orders

TOKYO, Japan – Dozens of kaiju gathered along Tokyo Bay this afternoon to protest the ongoing lockdown of the city in wake of the COVID-19 pandemic. A state of emergency…

‘My Coronavirus Can’t Be This Cute’ Anime Added to Summer Schedule

TOKYO, Japan — A press release has been sent to major anime news outlets revealing that AIC will be producing the series My Coronavirus Can’t Be This Cute for the…

Kingdom Says it’s Ready to Start Reopening Titan-Infested Outer Districts

The central government announced today that it would be lifting prior quarantine orders and begin allowing citizens to return to the outer districts. The statement comes one month after titans…

Americans Spending Stimulus Money on Food, Bills, Mobile Games

The United States government has sent relief payments to more than 80 million Americans this week as a way to ease the financial hardships brought upon by the deadly COVID-19…

Seele Cancels Third Impact in Wake of COVID-19 Outbreak

TOKYO-3, Japan — The current COVID-19 outbreak has led to the cancellation of hundreds of events across the world, from major league sports to anime conventions. Thus is it came…

Japan to Offer Magical Girl Bailout

TOKYO, Japan — With the coronavirus pandemic creating hardship for people across the world, the government of Japan has announced that it will bail out all magical girls, according to…

CDC Recommends Wearing Anime Shirts to Socially Distance Others Away From You

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has released new guidelines this week now recommending wearing anime shirts in public to help keep others away. The advice compliments previous social…