Tag Archives: Crime

“Miyazaki is Overrated” Says Man Before Being Burnt at Stake

WORCESTER, MA– A gruesome scene unfolded last night as local hipster Jeff Davis, 24, was burnt alive at the stake. His own friends reportedly carried out the act after Davis…

Burglary Ring Disappointed After Targeting Homes Of Otakon Attendees

  BOSTON, MA – The head of a burglary ring that broke into homes of residents who were away to attend Otakon are reportedly very disappointed with their loot. “All…

Anime Reviewer Actually Likes New Show, Summarily Beaten to Death by Coworkers

SAN FRANCISCO – A staffer for a popular anime blog was beaten to death by his own coworkers after he announced that he had genuinely liked an anime premiere from…

Florida Man Stands His Ground Against Sword Art Online Hater

WEST PALM BEACH, FL – Prosecutors have yet to make a decision on whether to charge local anime fan Tyler Barton, 27, with the murder of 7-year-old Anthony Bradley after…