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Trump Administration Contracts Umbrella Corporation to Develop COVID-19 Vaccine

President Trump revealed via a Twitter post earlier today that the Umbrella Corporation would be working to develop a vaccine for the coronavirus. The conglomerate has been a major player…

‘Eromanga Sensei’ Author Tsukasa Fushimi Once Again Passed Over for Nobel Prize in Literature

STOCKHOLM, Sweden — The Swedish Academy awarded American poet and essayist Louise Gluck the 2020 Nobel Prize in Literature, once again snubbing Eromanga Sensei and Ore no Imouto ga Konna…

‘Genshin Impact’ Will No Longer Run on Hardware Made in Taiwan

Gamers earlier this week noticed that newly-released Breath of the Wild-style gacha game Genshin Impact has stopped functioning on various PC’s. The game has previously made headlines for censoring the…

White House Orders CDC to Banish all COVID-19 Data to the Shadow Realm

Washington, DC – The Trump administration on Friday ordered all COVID-19 testing data to be diverted away from the CDC. Instead all COVID-19 patient information and related medical data will…

First Volume of ‘Powell and Printer’ Released From Author of ‘Spice and Wolf’

Isuna Hasekura, author of the popular Spice and Wolf series, recently revealed the first volume in the beginning of a new economics-based light novel series under the title Powell and…

‘My Next Life in 2020: All Routes Lead to Doom!’ Series Arriving Later This Year

Studio Silver Link has announced that a new anime series titled My Next Life in 2020: All Routes Lead to Doom! will be premiering later this year. The story revolves…

Legendary Hero Transported to Horrible Reality Full of Police Brutality and Incurable Disease

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Legendary hero Edward Higurashi has found himself transported to another world, according to local media reports. This hellish new reality reportedly has high income inequality, police that…

Thousands of People Abruptly Transported to Alternate Worlds

Parallel worlds across the infinite multiverses reported huge influxes of people in strange clothes suddenly appearing earlier today, putting great strains on their populations. “Usually we get one every few…

Alabama Refuses to Air Episode of ‘Arthur’ Featuring Gay Wedding, Airs ‘Oreimo’ Instead

BIRMINGHAM, AL — Alabama Public Television has announced that it will not air an episode of the children’s show Arthur that features a same-sex marriage, and will resolve to air…

U.A. High School Rocked By Admissions Scandal

MUSUTAFU, Japan — U.A. High School was rocked by allegations earlier today that a student was accepted to the highly prestigious school for future heroes due to a bribe given…