Tag Archives: Election

Op-Ed: Yeah the Election is a Pretty Big Thing, But Have You Seen Uzaki’s Breasts?

Apollo Ticalman“Culture” Enthusiast So yeah, we all know that lately the media has just been talking about the 2020 elections. We all get it. It’s a big deal. This is…

Georgia Flips Blue in Surprise Top 10 Anime Betrayal

As vote counting nears conclusion in the state of Georgia, Democratic candidate Joe Biden has suddenly taken the lead over President Donald Trump. The development increases the chances of a…

Anime Fans Recreate Convention Experience by Waiting Hours in Voting Lines

As election day commences throughout the US, deprived anime fans, now having gone the majority of the year without being able to attend a proper convention, are finding ways to…

Second Presidential Debate Cancelled, Replaced by Filler Arc

The Commission on Presidential Debates has announced that it will not be airing the second episode of the 2020 US Presidential Debates this week. Viewers were left in confusion after…

In Likely App Error, ‘Attack on Titan’ Wins New Hampshire Primary, Crunchyroll Awards Won by Bernie Sanders

CONCORD, NH — In a surprise upset, Attack on Titan has been declared the winner of the New Hampshire Democratic Primary. In equally shocking results, Bernie Sanders has won the…

34th Annual Sanrio Character Ranking Won by Russian Bear Hack-san

TOKYO, Japan – Sanrio has announced that the 34th annual Sanrio Character Ranking has been officially won in a surprisingly upset by Russian bear character, Hack-san. “While some might view…

Kurisu Makise Leads Initial Ballot Count in Minnesota Congressional Race

In a shocking upset, preliminary ballot counts from Minnesota’s hotly contested 1st congressional district show write-in candidate Kurisu Makise leading by a small margin. With incumbent Tim Walz (D) not…

New Evidence Points to Russian Interference in 2017 Idolmaster Elections

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The CIA, FBI, and NSA jointly published a report Monday of their investigation into attempts to influence the 2017 iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls General Election by the Russian government. The report confirms…