Tag Archives: family

Weeb Dad Not Sure When to Give Son Talk About Subs vs Dubs

BOZEMAN, MT – Local anime fan Larry Vincent has expressed concerns over when would be the right time to tell his son why anime should only be watched subtitled, according…

Man Thankful No One at Family Dinner Table Has Asked About His Personal Hobbies Yet

NASHUA, NH – Adam Porter, 27, breathed a sign of relief this evening after having spent nearly an hour at the family Thanksgiving dinner table without once having to mention…

Area Man Struggles to Find Acceptable Conversation Topic at Family Dinner Table

MILFORD, CT – A Connecticut man found himself unable to find a suitable topic of conversation at the family dinner table earlier this evening. Reports indicate that Andrew Klein, 29,…

Local Man Frantically Tries to Fake a Normal Life Before Arrival of Relatives

FAYETTEVILLE, NC — A local man frantically attempted to get his home into a state of normality this morning before the arrival of his relatives for the Thanksgiving holiday. Henry Noxton,…

Anime Maru’s Guide to Holiday Gift-Giving

Hello, relative of an anime fan desperately seeking out something anime-related to give to your ungrateful cousin! We understand that this time of year can be stressful and that you…

Anime Maru’s Guide to Explaining Anime to Your Family This Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is one of the best times of the year for bringing together families over food and festivities, except for when me-maw starts hitting the eggnog a little too hard…