Tag Archives: Fans

Anime Saved by Mysterious Masked Director

Anime fans around the world rejoiced this week after a dashing and mysterious anime director from an unknown animation studio jumped in and saved anime. In yet another season dominated…

Guy Who Claims to Understand All the Jokes in ‘Pop Team Epic’ is Full of Shit

KISSIMMEE, FL — Acquaintances of 24-year-old anime fan Donald Reimer have grown increasingly suspicious over the past few weeks with regards to his claim to understand all the jokes in…

High School Replaces Detention With Mandatory Anime Club Attendance

HOUSTON, TX — Faculty at Westbury High School revealed during a parent-teacher conference this week that substantial revisions will be made to its detention policy. Beginning next week, students eligible…

President Trump Pushes for Trade War on Japanese Imports

In a recent tweet, Trump criticized the United States ongoing trade deficits with Japan. Historically, the United States has imported significantly more goods from Japan than it has exported. Trump…

Famous People Possibly Capable of Liking Anime

The social unacceptability of the entire anime medium was thrown into question yesterday when an American celebrity made a tweet about how they enjoyed anime themselves. The tweet features the…

‘Land of the Lustrous’ Superfan Spends $500 Million on Life-Sized Diamond Figure

In a true show of devotion, one Houseki no Kuni (Land of the Lustrous) fan spent over $500 million on a life-sized figure of his favorite character, Diamond. Land of the…

Fan Buys a Single Piece of Anime Merchandise, Gets Bragging Rights for Supporting the Industry

BOSTON, MA — Brian Gant has been watching anime for years now, and finally decided to invest into his hobby by buying a JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Nendoroid for a grand…

‘A Place Further Than The Universe’ Inspires Fans to Visit Antarctica

SHOWA STATION, Queen Maud Land, Antarctica — A group of self-described anime fans arrived via boat at Showa Station earlier this week, eager to visit locations that will be featured…

Man’s Anime Marathon Interrupted by Loud Cheering From Adjacent Room

NEWTON, MA – A man’s anime viewing session was interrupted this evening with the sound of cheering from the next room over. Jeremy Meier, 28, stated that he had been…

Man Claims to be Watching ‘Ryuuou no Oshigoto’ for the Shogi

OSAKA, Japan — For the past several weeks, local postal worker Kazuhiro Yoshimura, 46, has been diligently watching this season’s Ryuuou no Oshigoto, an anime about a teenage shogi master who…