Tag Archives: Fans

US Evangelion Release Replaces ‘Fly Me to the Moon’ with Rick Astley’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’

American Evangelion fans who had purchased the recently released Neon Genesis Evangelion Collector’s Edition Blu-ray are being met with an unexpected surprise. The iconic ending theme “Fly Me to the…

Man Thankful No One at Family Dinner Table Has Asked About His Personal Hobbies Yet

NASHUA, NH – Adam Porter, 27, breathed a sign of relief this evening after having spent nearly an hour at the family Thanksgiving dinner table without once having to mention…

American ‘Demon Slayer’ Fans Excited for Incredible Movie They Have No Way of Seeing

Demon Slayer fans across the United States this week continued to eagerly await the release of the highly-acclaimed movie that they still have no way of officially seeing. Demon Slayer:…

Texas Anime Fans Without Electricity or Internet Forced to be Alone With Their Own Thoughts

The situation continues to be dire for the thousands of Texas otaku who have now entered their third straight day without critical utilities. Freezing temperatures and severe weather, usual for…

Nintendo Requests That Fans Stop Giving Them Free Promotion

Nintendo released an official statement earlier today asking fans to refrain from giving the company free promotion by showcasing their games online, creating derivative fan works, or running any sort…

You Haven’t Made a Dent in Your Backlog, Latest Report Indicates

You have yet to make any significant progress on your anime backlog, according to a report released this week. Various independent sources have confirmed that despite having overall less obligations…

Anime Fan Well Prepared for Viral Outbreak Having Already Self Quarantined for Years

MORESTOWN, NJ – The nation continues to brace itself for the full effects of the COVID-19 virus that first became publicly known earlier this year. With the World Health Organization…

‘My Hero Academia’ Shirt Deemed Acceptable for Social Event

GRAND FORKS, ND — After much deliberation, Cameron Dyson, 20, has ultimately decided to wear a T-shirt featuring Midoriya Izuku from My Hero Academia to his sister’s graduation party. According…

Local ‘Dr. Stone’ Fan Challenges ‘Rick and Morty’ Fans to Awkward Science Showdown

BOSTON, MA — Rick and Morty has long enjoyed a questionable spot as a fan favorite of people heavily into bad memes and self-proclaimed intellectualism, but finally a challenger has…

FanFic Corner: How the Stan Stole Christmas

Every weeb down in Weebville liked Christmas a lot…But the Stan, who lived just north of Weebville, did not! The Stan hated Christmas! Every anime season!Now, please don’t ask why….