Tag Archives: football

Talking Giraffe Makes Final Selections for College Football Playoff

GRAPEVINE, TX — A mysterious talking giraffe has selected Alabama, Clemson, Notre Dame, and Oklahoma to participate in the College Football Playoff as it revealed the finalized rankings of the…

Anime Maru’s Guide to Super Bowl 50

This Sunday, America will sit in front of its television and watch Super Bowl 50. If you’ve been invited to a party, but know nothing about football because you haven’t…

Controversy Erupts Over Lionel Messi’s Love Live Tattoo

Tempers flared yesterday after paparazzi snapped a picture of FC Barcelona superstar Lionel Messi leaving a tattoo shop with horrendous new Nico Yazawa ink. The tattoo, which appears to be an…

New NFL Season Green-Lit

NEW YORK, NY — NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced in a press conference earlier this week that a new season of the National Football League has been green-lit. The announcement…

Houston Texans Lineman Brennan Williams Admits that He Plays Professional Football

HOUSTON, TX – At a local anime club gathering last night, Brennan Williams admitted to fellow attendees that he not only has an interest in football, but he plays professionally…