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New Evidence Points to Russian Interference in 2017 Idolmaster Elections

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The CIA, FBI, and NSA jointly published a report Monday of their investigation into attempts to influence the 2017 iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls General Election by the Russian government. The report confirms…

Single Helpful Review Discovered on Steam Visual Novel

Steam users were shocked to discovered that a recent review posted to the Steam page for Neko Para Vol. 3 could actually be considered helpful. The review, which praises the…

New Mobile Game Sweeping Japan is Actually Just Random Number Generator

A new mobile game released in Japan earlier this month called Fortuna Mobile Revolution has gained nearly 100 thousand subscribers in a matter of days. The game, based on the cryptographically secure…

Winged Cloud Announces ‘Sakura Sellout’ Visual Novel

English visual novel developer Winged Cloud recently announced the next upcoming title, Sakura Sellout, the latest addition to their Sakura line of computer visual novels. The company’s Sakura games are…

Nintendo Announces Discontinuation of the Nintendo Switch

Today Nintendo announced that they have shut down all production of their newest console, the Nintendo Switch, which is currently sold out at most retailers. This announcement comes after last…

Op-Ed: The New Miku Game is Shit But You’ll Still Buy it

Hiroyuki Itoh Crypton Future Media Yeah, you fucking trash weeb. I’m talking to you. We have the ultimate cash cow here, and there’s nothing you can do about it. We…

The Next Tales Game Will Have “Good Graphics”, Director Promises

Recently released to international audiences, Tales of Berseria is the 16th and latest continuation of the popular JRPG series. Although the game met generally positive reviews, receiving praise primarily for its story and…

Ahogamer Reviews: Fire Emblem Awakening

  Hello gamers. It’s been a little over a week since the most recent Nintendo Direct in which information regarding four new Fire Emblem games was announced, and just over…

Local Man Still Not Pokemon Master

AUGUSTA, ME — With a sad look on his face, local man David Carvel, 34, set down his Nintendo 3DS and sighed. For the last three days he has been religiously…

Steam to Automatically Ban All Users with Anime Avatars

Valve Corporation, creator of the popular online games platform Steam, revealed its long-awaited program to ban users with anime profile pictures. These users are to receive Valve Anti-Anime bans (VAA…