Tag Archives: Health

Man Hopes Frequent Nosebleeds Just Due to Sexy Anime Girls

DICKINSON, ND — Jason David, self professed otaku, has announced to the world that he hopes his frequent severe nosebleeds are only due to all the sexy anime girls he…

Hikikomori Picks Wrong Time to Try to Reintegrate with Rest of Society

TOKYO, Japan – Tetsuya Hori, 26, a resident living in the Shinjuku ward of Tokyo, has recently begun phasing out his lifestyle as a hikikomori – a Japanese term for…

Citing Coronavirus Concerns, Japan Bans Indirect Kisses

TOKYO, Japan — With the outbreak of COVID-19 declared a global pandemic, Japan has taken the significant step of banning the indirect kiss according to a press conference held for…

Anime Fan Well Prepared for Viral Outbreak Having Already Self Quarantined for Years

MORESTOWN, NJ – The nation continues to brace itself for the full effects of the COVID-19 virus that first became publicly known earlier this year. With the World Health Organization…

NIH Approves Funding for Creation of Monster Girls

BETHESDA, MD — The National Institutes of Health today announced that they would be lifting the ban on the creation of human-animal genetic hybrids. This would enable such projects as creating animals…

Iyashikei Anime Yet to Cure Young Anime Fan’s Leukemia

9-year old anime fan Tyler Moore has started watching iyashikei anime such as ARIA and Non Non Biyori in the hopes of combating his crippling leukemia, which has left him…

AMA Warns: ‘Kancolle’ Cosplay Carries Increased Risk of Hernia, Back Injuries

CHICAGO, IL – Cosplaying as characters from the popular browser game Kantai Collection (Kancolle), which is set to be adapted into an anime series later this year, carries an increased…