Tag Archives: Healthcare

Adventuring Party Considering Dropping Healer Who Only Uses Essential Oils and Crystals

The hero’s adventuring party is starting to reconsider their recently recruited healer, according to the latest field reports. Having originally departed the kingdom over a month ago, the brave hero…

White House Orders CDC to Banish all COVID-19 Data to the Shadow Realm

Washington, DC – The Trump administration on Friday ordered all COVID-19 testing data to be diverted away from the CDC. Instead all COVID-19 patient information and related medical data will…

Leaked Senate Healthcare Plan Gives Out Free Crunchyroll Subscriptions as Birth Control

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Capitol Hill insiders have leaked to the media that the GOP healthcare bill currently being pressed in the Senate includes a stipulation replacing Planned Parenthood and all other…