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Tesla Reveals Ahegao Cybertruck Trim

Tesla’s new electric Cybertruck has been generating substantial buzz since its initial unveiling. Consisting of a single form metal body, the polygonal-looking vehicle has been met with confusion as well…

Ahegao Shirt Not Helping Man’s Online Dating Profile

CITRUS HEIGHTS, CA – An area man’s failed attempt at ironic humor once again reportedly prevented him from finding a romantic companion. Max Denkers, 23, had selected a photograph of…

Man Builds Massive Hentai Collection Prior to UK Porn Block

LEICESTER, England – An English man has taken up a personal project attempting to archive a huge digital collection of Japanese cartoon porn at his residence. Richard Dixon, 29, began…

Russia Linked to HentaiHaven Shutdown

Fans of animated Japanese adult entertainment have suffered another blow this month, with just days after Tumblr announced and implemented a system to ban all adult content site-wide, one of…

New Anime Convention is Solely for People With Those Ahegao Shirts

MIAMI, FL — The first ever Ahegao-con will take place this weekend, attracting thousands of people who wear that one shirt emblazoned with a bunch of orgasming hentai faces to…

Japanese Man Hospitalized After Seeing Genitals in Adult Video

YOKOHAMA, Japan — 24-year-old Nobue Morii was sent to the hospital early Monday morning after accidentally viewing an adult video that had uncensored genitalia. According to investigators, Morii was watching…

Couple Manages to Successfully Have Sex on Japanese Train

TOKYO, Japan — 22-year-old college student Takeshi Kujiura and his yet-to-be-named acquaintance made history yesterday afternoon after becoming the first people to successfully engage in sexual activity aboard Japanese public…

Man Hasn’t Seen Enough Hentai to Know Where This is Going

As part of an ongoing series on the viewing habits of typical otaku, we sat down with magical girl fan and devout Mormon Elijah Smith to get his thoughts on…

Ted Cruz Facebook Page Posts Amazon Purchase of ‘Kiss x Sis’ Box Set

Texas Senator Ted Cruz garnered additional controversy on social media this week when the Senator’s official Facebook page shared an Amazon purchase of the Blu-ray collection of the anime series…

Man Informs Relatives of Key Difference Between Traps and Futa During Thanksgiving Dinner

LEBANON, PA — Thanksgiving dinner at the Miller household was permeated by an air of awkwardness last night when 22-year-old Steven Miller got into a heated discussion with his relatives concerning…