Tag Archives: Idolmaster

New Idolmaster Game Requires Users to Prove Japanese Citizenship

The newest installment to the successful idol franchise The iDOLM@STER was released earlier this week, but overseas fans were quickly disappointed to find out that, iDOLM@STER: Shiny Colors is not accessible outside…

Barnes and Noble Apparently Sells Idolmaster Figures Now

CEDAR PARK, TX — Reports have come in from anime fan Pedro Serrano that bookseller Barnes and Noble now apparently sells iDOLM@STER figures. “I came into Barnes and Noble to…

New Evidence Points to Russian Interference in 2017 Idolmaster Elections

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The CIA, FBI, and NSA jointly published a report Monday of their investigation into attempts to influence the 2017 iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls General Election by the Russian government. The report confirms…

In First Unanimous Decision, Japanese Diet Declares ‘Idol Jihen’ is Terrible

TOKYO, Japan — The National Diet of Japan came to a historical decision this week when the assembly unanimously declared that 2017 TV anime Idol Jihen is ‘terrible’ and unfit to be…

God Strikes Down Japan for Worshiping False Idols

TOKYO, Japan — Japan is in ruins today after being consumed by fire and brimstone sent by God as punishment for the nation worshiping false idols. “Look, I thought I…

Increased Awareness of Dakimakura Hurting Local Man’s ‘Medicinal Pillow’ Story

NEW YORK, NY — Local man Barry Campbell has had to deal with increased suspicion from visitors to his apartment regarding his Miki Hoshii dakimakura, or “medicinal pillow,” as he calls it…

Person Tasked With Creating Idol Profiles Clearly Just Making Shit Up

TOKYO, Japan — Multiple sources claimed earlier this week that the profile data for many of the recent characters in Bandai Namco’s Idolmaster franchise is completely arbitrary. The anonymous Bandai Namco Games…

New Idolmaster Game Will Feature Frostbite Engine

According to a statement by Namco Bandai Games, the newest installment to the Idolmaster game franchise, THE iDOLM@STER Platinum Stars for the PlayStation 4, will utilize DICE’s Frostbite 3 engine. Known for…

Kentaro Miura Ends iDOLM@STER Hiatus

Acclaimed manga artist Kentaro Miura announced last week that he would soon be ending the iDOLM@STER hiatus he began this summer. Both the production team and fans of the rhythm…

1/8 Scale Figures Placed Adjacent to 1/7 Scale Figures

FOSTORIA, OH — The atmosphere in 20-year-old Taylor Branson’s room was abruptly shattered when observers noticed that he had placed figures of different scale adjacent to each other. According to eyewitnesses,…