Tag Archives: Japan

Prime Minister Shinzo Abe Retires, Takes Unstoppable Army of Mechs With Him

TOKYO, Japan — Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has announced that he is retiring due to health issues in a press conference held Friday. He also said he would be…

Local Yandere Concerned Japanese Work Culture Will Kill Love Interest Before She Can

Today’s guest post is brought to you by B. Johnson TOKYO, Japan — A new interview with local stalker Akiko Mine revealed that she has been growing increasingly worried that Japan’s…

Kaiju Gather Outside Tokyo to Protest Lockdown Orders

TOKYO, Japan – Dozens of kaiju gathered along Tokyo Bay this afternoon to protest the ongoing lockdown of the city in wake of the COVID-19 pandemic. A state of emergency…

Seele Cancels Third Impact in Wake of COVID-19 Outbreak

TOKYO-3, Japan — The current COVID-19 outbreak has led to the cancellation of hundreds of events across the world, from major league sports to anime conventions. Thus is it came…

Japan to Offer Magical Girl Bailout

TOKYO, Japan — With the coronavirus pandemic creating hardship for people across the world, the government of Japan has announced that it will bail out all magical girls, according to…

Tokyo Olympics Moves to Have All Events Performed by Anime Characters

TOKYO, Japan — In response to international pressure to cancel the 2020 Tokyo Olympics over concerns related to the Coronavirus Pandemic, the Japanese government has announced by press release, and…

Hikikomori Picks Wrong Time to Try to Reintegrate with Rest of Society

TOKYO, Japan – Tetsuya Hori, 26, a resident living in the Shinjuku ward of Tokyo, has recently begun phasing out his lifestyle as a hikikomori – a Japanese term for…

Citing Coronavirus Concerns, Japan Bans Indirect Kisses

TOKYO, Japan — With the outbreak of COVID-19 declared a global pandemic, Japan has taken the significant step of banning the indirect kiss according to a press conference held for…

Jaded Anime Fan Only Goes to Japan for Family Mart Chicken Nowadays

TOKYO, Japan — Randall Taylor can be found squatting outside a convenience store a short walk from Yoyogi Station, eating in silence and staring out into the rainy night. For…

America Resolves Not to Watch This Oda Nobunaga Anime Either

In a joint statement today, the entire American population announced their intention to ignore Kochouki: Wakaki Nobunaga, the latest anime adaptation starring Japanese historical figure Oda Nobunaga, just as they…