Tag Archives: JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

Local Man Excited for Upcoming Magical Girl Anime ‘JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 5: Vento Aureo’

EMPORIA, KS — After months of speculation, anime fans rejoiced over official news that part 5 of Jojo’s Bizzarre Adventure will be given a full anime adaptation this October. But for one…

Fan Buys a Single Piece of Anime Merchandise, Gets Bragging Rights for Supporting the Industry

BOSTON, MA — Brian Gant has been watching anime for years now, and finally decided to invest into his hobby by buying a JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Nendoroid for a grand…

Report: David Productions Bribed Judges to Exclude ‘JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure’ From Anime Awards

Controversy has rocked the newly announced Crunchyroll Anime Awards as an FBI probe discovered evidence that several studios including David Productions have paid bribes to the award’s designated judges seeking to not…

Hirohiko Araki Runs Out of Good Stand Names

TOKYO, Japan — Since 1986 Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure has referenced many music icons to the delight of it’s fans. Stands such as Killer Queen, King Crimson, and of course Yo-Yo Ma…

Change.org Petition To Cancel JoJo Part 4 Found Online

  This morning, Anime Maru staff discovered the latest issue in censorship plaguing the long running JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure franchise. A fan petition on change.org calling for the cancel of…

Hirohiko Araki Suspends JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Until Anime Catches Up

‘ Few series have been as influential and as prolific as JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure. Several series use nods and references to Araki’s epic tale, from the dishes in Shokugeki no…

Your Anime Horoscope

Welcome to Anime Maru’s newest feature, anime horoscopes. Each sign symbolizes different strengths and character. Find your sign below to find out what your anime fortune is. Is today your lucky…

PETA Protests Depiction of Animal Cruelty in Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

  PETA protested this week against the first episode of the news season of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders. These protests were held in an attempt to convince the creators of the…

Dumbass Anime Fan Shits Pants After Attempting to Imitate JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

MIAMI — An incredibly stupid adult anime fan unleashed a hot load of feces in his pants after realizing he could have killed himself while imitating a scene from the…