Tag Archives: Kill la Kill

Space Patrol Luluco confirmed to be Kill la Kill sequel

TOKYO, Japan — With only days before the release of Studio Trigger’s Space Patrol Luluco, some stunning revelations have come to light. The leaked first episode revealed that this new series…

Ryuuko Matoi Reveals Surprisingly Strong Feelings About Video Games Over Twitter

Earlier today, Twitter user @RealRyukoMatoi, whose description states she is the real Ryuuko Matoi from Kill la Kill, went into a 37-part Twitter rant about the translation of the Fire Emblem…

Anime Graduate Students Get Physics PhD as Consolation for Failing Exam

Anime graduate programs announced a new decision to award physics PhD degrees to those who fail the anime qualifying exam. The decision came after many years of low passing rates…

Ninja Slayer Destroys Anime, Trigger’s Revenge Now Complete

TOKYO, Japan — Early last year, scientists confirmed that despite Kill La Kill‘s massive success and critical acclaim, Studio Trigger did not save anime. A year later, Trigger has enacted…

Final Episode of Inou-Battle Actually an Episode of Kill la Kill

Studio Trigger has struggled for weeks to promote When Supernatural Battles Became Commonplace, also known as Inou-Battle wa Nichijou-kei no Naka de. After the astounding success of Kill la Kill,…

Koch Brothers, George Soros Defend Aniplex Pricing

NEW YORK, NY – Multi-billionaires from both sides of the political spectrum have come together to defend Aniplex of America’s anime pricing scheme. In an open letter to the New York…

Studio Trigger Wraps Up Kill la Kill, Plans to Animate Shitty Generic Light Novels

Spirits were high at the Studio Trigger offices after the airing of the Kill la Kill finale last Thursday. However, the Tokyo-based studio does not intend to rest on its…

REVOCS Fashion Show Ends in Disaster As Clothes Come to Life, Eat All Models, Audience

TOKYO — A fashion show sponsored by global conglomerate REVOCS ended in tragedy when the clothing on display came to life and ate all the models and the audience. Model…

Kill La Kill Creators Admit to Using Pixiv for Ideas

TOKYO – In a new interview with Shounen Kuso magazine, Kill la Kill creators Kazuki Nakashima and Hiroyuki Imaishi admitted to mining the fan art website Pixiv for ideas. “We…

Man Who Tried to Legally Marry Homemade Figures Rebuffed by High Court

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In what anime fans throughout the United States are decrying as a travesty against justice, the California Supreme Court unanimously affirmed an appellate court’s decision to…