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Otaku Hopes Other People Stuck in Time Loops Having More Exciting Time

LEWISTON, IA — Local anime fan Maria Horn, 20, has discovered that she has been in a time loop for the past several months. With how boring it is for…

Local Yandere Concerned Japanese Work Culture Will Kill Love Interest Before She Can

Today’s guest post is brought to you by B. Johnson TOKYO, Japan — A new interview with local stalker Akiko Mine revealed that she has been growing increasingly worried that Japan’s…

Man Who Watches Every Seasonal Anime in Crisis Over How to Spend Other 160 Hours per Week

WESCOVILLE, PN — David Lansely sits in his home, dreaming of the dozens of isekai and slice-of-life series that once filled every waking hour of his life. Tears of frustration…

Student Struggling on AP World History Exam Consults ‘Fate/Grand Order’

UTICA, NY — Thoroughly out of any other ideas, local high school student David Campbell, 17, has discreetly booted up the mobile game Fate/Grand Order while taking the AP World…

Otaku Shocked to Find Student Council Boring

LARAMIE, WY — Local high school student and otaku Harper Brown has reportedly found membership on the high school student council to be boring, according to a recent TikTok video….

Maid Cosplayer’s Room a Fucking Disaster

A series of photos uploaded to Facebook last Saturday revealed that cosplayer Jaime “Kyo-chan” Smith’s room can only be described as a fucking disaster.

The apparent filthiness and general disarray of their surroundings stood in sharp contrast to their maid cosplay, attire that generally implies the wearer is capable of performing basic domestic tasks.

Anime Fan Well Prepared for Viral Outbreak Having Already Self Quarantined for Years

MORESTOWN, NJ – The nation continues to brace itself for the full effects of the COVID-19 virus that first became publicly known earlier this year. With the World Health Organization…

Young Local Heroes Save the Day, Flood Entire City

TOKYO, Japan – A young couple has displayed a courageous act of heroism, according to reports, by demonstrating to the public the beautiful and resilient power of love, managing only…

Most Experienced Candidate for Demon Lord Passed Over for Human Teen

DEMON KINGDOM, Underworld — Soulcrusher Smith, widely considered to be the best candidate to become the new Demon Lord, has been passed over for the role, according to a news…

Normal Human Mistakenly Enrolls in Normal High School

TOKYO, Japan — Normal human student Haruto Takahashi has found himself mistakenly enrolled in a normal Japanese high school, Seijo High, according to a post on his Facebook. This has…