Tag Archives: Local

VPN not Making Roommate’s Browsing Sessions any Less Suspicious

WATERBURY, CT – A Connecticut man has failed to make his late night internet browsing sessions any less suspicious to his roommate despite using a VPN. Matthew Wenter, 25, researched…

Man Living Under Rock Surprised Second Season of ‘Kemono Friends’ is Bad

DUBUQUE, IA — After 7 episodes of Kemono Friends 2, local resident Jordan Sullemeyer expressed confusion and disappointment at the quality of the this season’s continuation of the cult classic 2017 anime….

Local Student Sure to be Receiving Chocolate any Moment Now

TACOMA, WA – A local student at Sonoma High School is expected to receive Valentine’s Day chocolate at any minute, area sources say. High school senior David Turner has been…

Neglected Nesoberi has Seen Unimaginable Things

TERRE HAUTE, IN — Sitting quietly on a shelf in the corner of the room, a large Love Live nesoberi has been silently observing the actions of Tyler Mansfield, 22,…

Local Man Dies of Heart Attack of the Cards

ROSEMONT, IL — Tensions were high at last night’s Yu-Gi-Oh! Championship Series tournament as over 1300 men and three women competed for a chance to participate in next year’s national…

Area Man Struggles to Find Acceptable Conversation Topic at Family Dinner Table

MILFORD, CT – A Connecticut man found himself unable to find a suitable topic of conversation at the family dinner table earlier this evening. Reports indicate that Andrew Klein, 29,…

Local Man Learns Hiragana, Adds “Nihongo de ok” to Twitter Bio

ATHENS, GA — After declaring that he has mastered hiragana, Lance Williams, 19, has accordingly updated his twitter profile by appending “にほんごでOK”. In doing this Williams hopes to inform his…

Man with Anime Avatar on OkCupid Really Not Getting Anywhere

TULSA, OK — Despite checking the website multiple times a day for the past several months, local man Doug Farland states that he has not had any luck finding a…

Area Man Makes Concrete Progress on His Plan-to-Watch List

BUFORD, GA — Local authorities resolved a missing persons case this week upon discovering the reported individual had been making actual progress on his anime plan-to-watch list. Nathan Sadler had…

Underground Fight Club Uncovered at Local Theater School

LOS ANGELES, CA – Authorities have discovered an underground fight club operation in a Los Angeles area theater school this week, where orchestrated fights have been secretly ongoing for several…