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Everything Bookstore Employee Knows About Manga Learned Against Her Will

THORNTON, CO — Theresa Miller, 27, is the resident manga expert at Pages and Things, local bookstore. Possessing nearly encyclopedic knowledge about the store’s manga collection, Miller is often occupied…

Respectable Man Prefers Vanilla Tag

Brandon Wood, 24, took to Twitter earlier today to declare his personal preference for “vanilla” tagged hentai. A self-proclaimed connoisseur of adult oriented animations…

Man Honors Those Who Sacrificed for His Country by Avoiding Outside World and Watching Foreign Cartoons

BOSTON, MA – Aiden Matthews, 24, honored the sacrifices of past service members today by remaining indoors and watching several hours of Japanese cartoons. The gesture sent a powerful message…

New ‘Battle Athletes’ Anime Makes Otaku Think About Getting DVDs Out of Basement

SYRACUSE, NY– With a new Battle Athletes series out, local otaku Kris Sargent, 30, is thinking about getting her DVDs of the previous series out from the basement, according to…

Area Man Can’t Remember Title of Hentai Video Deleted From Pornhub

GREENVILLE, NC – Tragedy struck today as Scott Burks, 25, fruitlessly attempted to find a hentai video he had watched just last week on Pornhub. Burks reportedly spent several hours…

Local Business Sees Tofu Deliveries Up Due to Pandemic

GUNMA, Japan – While the coronavirus pandemic continues to harm traditional sit-down restaurants and other local business, not all has been doom and gloom with delivery services having seen a…

Otaku Hopes Other People Stuck in Time Loops Having More Exciting Time

LEWISTON, IA — Local anime fan Maria Horn, 20, has discovered that she has been in a time loop for the past several months. With how boring it is for…

Local Yandere Concerned Japanese Work Culture Will Kill Love Interest Before She Can

Today’s guest post is brought to you by B. Johnson TOKYO, Japan — A new interview with local stalker Akiko Mine revealed that she has been growing increasingly worried that Japan’s…

Man Who Watches Every Seasonal Anime in Crisis Over How to Spend Other 160 Hours per Week

WESCOVILLE, PN — David Lansely sits in his home, dreaming of the dozens of isekai and slice-of-life series that once filled every waking hour of his life. Tears of frustration…

Student Struggling on AP World History Exam Consults ‘Fate/Grand Order’

UTICA, NY — Thoroughly out of any other ideas, local high school student David Campbell, 17, has discreetly booted up the mobile game Fate/Grand Order while taking the AP World…