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Breaking: Local Girl Super Strong, Trying Her Best

TOKYO, Japan – An area middle school student has become super strong today, according to local accounts. The female student was initially observed displaying an increased amount of courage earlier…

Local Man Claiming This Isekai Anime is Actually Good

ST. FRANCISVILLE, LA — Randall Forsett, a 41-year-old air conditioning technician, was last seen explaining to his acquaintances that unlike other anime where young men are suddenly transported into an…

Ahegao Shirt Not Helping Man’s Online Dating Profile

CITRUS HEIGHTS, CA – An area man’s failed attempt at ironic humor once again reportedly prevented him from finding a romantic companion. Max Denkers, 23, had selected a photograph of…

‘Code Vein’ Player Still in Character Customization After 10 Hours In-Game

FLORISSANT, MO — Local student David Ng, 20, is reportedly still customizing his character more than 10 hours into his first playthrough of Code Vein. The action role-playing game from…

Food Left on Counter Since 2015 Ages Almost as Badly as ‘Food Wars!’

BUFORD, GA — A lone bowl of what was once instant ramen sits forgotten on a kitchen counter.  Cobwebs anchor it down but do nothing to contain the smell of…

Modest Anime Fan Politely Calls Show ‘Watashi no Hero Academia’

WILSON, NC — Hoping not to come off as too casual or direct in a formal setting, local student Derek Finnegan has referred to the popular superhero action franchise as…

Karaoke Staff Tired of Hearing Evangelion Theme

OSAKA, Japan – Employees at a karaoke establishment have grown sick of hearing a particular song every single night, according to local reports. The song “A Cruel Angel’s Thesis”, known…

Jaded Anime Fan Only Goes to Japan for Family Mart Chicken Nowadays

TOKYO, Japan — Randall Taylor can be found squatting outside a convenience store a short walk from Yoyogi Station, eating in silence and staring out into the rainy night. For…

Local Mother Could “Get Into This Whole Anime Thing” After Watching Single Ghibli Film

HUNTINGTON, VW — 16-year-old Jason Sutton received the embarrassment of a lifetime this Saturday when his mother reportedly attempted to join his circle of friends’ anime discussion. Having taken a…

Man Sure He Will Finish That Anime From Last Season

TROY, NY – Marcus Whitman announced today on Facebook that he will definitely be finishing that anime from last season despite the new season being well under way. “Yeah, you…