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Karaoke Staff Tired of Hearing Evangelion Theme

OSAKA, Japan – Employees at a karaoke establishment have grown sick of hearing a particular song every single night, according to local reports. The song “A Cruel Angel’s Thesis”, known…

Jaded Anime Fan Only Goes to Japan for Family Mart Chicken Nowadays

TOKYO, Japan — Randall Taylor can be found squatting outside a convenience store a short walk from Yoyogi Station, eating in silence and staring out into the rainy night. For…

Local Mother Could “Get Into This Whole Anime Thing” After Watching Single Ghibli Film

HUNTINGTON, VW — 16-year-old Jason Sutton received the embarrassment of a lifetime this Saturday when his mother reportedly attempted to join his circle of friends’ anime discussion. Having taken a…

Man Sure He Will Finish That Anime From Last Season

TROY, NY – Marcus Whitman announced today on Facebook that he will definitely be finishing that anime from last season despite the new season being well under way. “Yeah, you…

Report: Everybody at Anime Expo But You

LOS ANGELES, CA — Anime Expo began today, and AX officials have already determined their attendance numbers: Everyone but you, the reader of this article. “Anime Expo has been growing…

High Schooler’s Parents Return Home After Years of Absence

TOKYO, Japan – Area high school student Rito Shikimori found that his parents had returned from their 786 day trip abroad unexpectedly this morning, according to a Facebook post. The…

Intruding Fox Ruins Local Apartment

SENDAI, Japan – A local office worker arrived home to an unpleasant surprise several days ago when he discovered that his apartment had been utterly trashed by an unexpected visitor….

Area Man Finds His Car Vandalized, Pretty Sure J.C.Staff is to Blame

CONWAY, SC – Last Saturday night, Nathan Hayes suddenly woke up to loud banging noises, followed by a screeching car alarm, only to find his 2013 Dodge Dart sitting on…

Area Man Very Vague About Keeping Up with ‘Miru Tights’

BILLINGS, MT – A Montana man has been suspiciously vague this week concerning whether or not he has been watching the latest episodes of the anime short series Miru Tights….

Very Vocal Guy in History Class Keeps Claiming Emperor Nero was Actually a Woman

TORONTO, Canada — In the back seat of an introductory world history class at York University, freshman James Howard, continues to insist that Emperor Nero has been misunderstood by classical…