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Man Still Trying to Figure Out End of Evangelion’s DVD Menu

CHANHASSEN, MN — Anime fan Sheldon Ickert recently came to an existential crisis in his life trying to figure out the meaning of End of Evangelion’s DVD menu. “I got…

Everyday Life With Monster Girls Much More Complicated Than Expected

While the recent anime Monster Musume: Everyday Life With Monster Girls has made inter-species relationships an endless parade of fun and games, things are much more complicated for those in such…

Everyone in Gym Notices Person Watching Anime

GLENDALE, AZ — According to multiple eyewitnesses, everyone inside a local gym has noticed that a man running on an elliptical is indeed watching anime on his tablet. Approximately 20 minutes ago,…

Man Horrified to Learn He Likes ‘Yuru Yuri’

Anime fan Kent Voight came to the horrifying realization today that he actually enjoys the anime Yuru Yuri after watching the entire first season in a single sitting. Kent admitted…

Man Still Pretending to Have Watched ‘Bakemonogatari’

COEUR D’ALENE, ID — Melvin Richardson, a 24-year-old literature student, nods quietly while eating lunch with his friends on the North Idaho University campus. His friends are engaged in a…

Otaku Fakes Gratitude Over Naruto T-shirt Gift

BAKERSFIELD. CA — Tragedy and awkwardness ensued earlier today, as longtime hardcore anime fan Sam Davenport was given a T-shirt featuring the characters from Naruto by his parents on his birthday. The 26-year-old tax accountant…

Boy Suffers Near Fatal Spine Injury Attempting to Imitate Uzumaki

BOYS TOWN, NE– Last week Kyle Hansford, 12, twisted his entire body into a spiral at his middle school playground. The child was rushed to the local hospital and after an experimental operation known…

1/8 Scale Figures Placed Adjacent to 1/7 Scale Figures

FOSTORIA, OH — The atmosphere in 20-year-old Taylor Branson’s room was abruptly shattered when observers noticed that he had placed figures of different scale adjacent to each other. According to eyewitnesses,…

Local Man Still Trying to Get People to Call It ‘Tabemonogatari’

PROVO, UT — According to multiple eyewitness accounts, 27-year-old tax accountant Jason Kramer is still attempting to get his friends to refer to the anime Koufuku Graffiti as “Tabemonogatari”. Individuals close…

Man Not Actually Watching Any Anime, Following This Season Through Twitter Screencaps

O’FALLON, MO — Anime fan and Twitter user Chris Howard has publicly admitted that he is not actually watching any anime this season, opting instead to follow the entire season…