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Multiple Girls Injured in Collisions with Boys Seeking True Love

  MATSUE, Japan — School administrators at Ryokuzan Senior High School are extremely concerned about the recent rash of collision injuries suffered by female students on and around campus. According…

Man Breaks Nose Attempting to Watching Anime in Bed

STEVENS POINT, WI — Nathaniel Rooper told reporters last Saturday that he was severely injured while lying down in bed watching anime when his iPhone came crashing down on his…

Child Asks Parents to Allow Him to Watch ‘Attack on Titan’

CODY, WY– Early Monday morning Mr. and Mrs. Stevens reportedly found a strange letter posted to their refrigerator from their son Michael. In his letter Michael, 10, requests to watch the…

Man Thinks This Season Has a Lot of Potential to Disappoint Him Down the Road

BOISE, ID — Anime fan Kenneth Jones is looking forward to seeing in what ways this season’s fresh crop of anime will slowly squander all of the potential that they…

Fan Patiently Waits for Internet to Tell Him How He Feels About Anime

LENEXA, KS — Following the end of the 2015 summer anime season, local resident and anime fan Carlos Monroe is reportedly still waiting for the internet to tell him how he should feel about…

Woman Comatose Following ‘Shirayukihime’ Marathon

THOUSANDS OAKS, CA — Local police and medical professionals are investigating the hospitalization of a woman found comatose in her apartment following an attempt to marathon Bones anime Akagami no Shirayukihime…

7 Dead, 19 Injured After Fights Break Out at ‘Love Live!’ Movie Premiere

ALBUQUERQUE, NM — What onlookers initially described as a lively, but respectable best girl debate quickly spiraled out of control and turned into tragedy at the Albuquerque premiere of Love Live! School…

Co-Workers ‘Very Concerned’ About Jeff’s New Car

MADISON, WI — The employees of Vandelay Industries have been thrown into a panic over their coworker’s new car. Jeff Dessler, who has been with the company for over seven years, arrived…

Nation’s Students Brace for ‘That Person’ in Japanese Class

EUGENE, OR — As summer draws to a close and students are set to return to class next week, a feeling of unease sweeps through the University of Oregon campus….

Oblivious Mother Happy To Hear Her Son’s Friend Group Going on About Their Love Lives

CEDAR RAPIDS, IA — Mrs. Peterson makes no claims to understand the otaku interests of her son Collin Peterson, but she is happy to have recently overheard conversations between her…