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Man Has Over 1,000 Anime Backgrounds He’d Never Use in Public

Over the past year, anime fan Charles Walker has collected over 1,000 anime-themed backgrounds that he would never dare put on his computer in public. We sat down with Charles…

World’s Saddest Prom Happening in High School Otaku’s Basement

Anime Maru is here to bring you live coverage of the hottest party happening tonight, the anime themed prom hosted by otaku high schooler Gavin Campbell within his parent’s basement….

Super Sonico Figure Tired of Being Objectified

KENOSHA, WI — A Taito-Manufactured Super Sonico Summer Beach Swimsuit Version figure owned by otaku Christopher Logan confessed to reporters that she was fed up with the way his friends have…

Man Claims He’ll Get to Everything on His Watch List Eventually

KISSIMMEE, FL — Authorities are calling it “one of the worst case of watch list hoarding ever seen.” 34-year-old local resident Jason Price lives by himself and began watching anime around 10…

High School Senior Realizes He’s Missed His Chance to be an Anime Protagonist

With graduation right around the corner, Japanese high school student Kongou Shouta has realized that he no longer has any chance of being an anime protagonist. “I don’t understand what I…

Parents Unearth Son’s Terrible Fan Fiction

NEENAH, WI– Embarrassing fan fiction is something we’ve all had to deal with at some point. But for Jon Banks his Madoka Magica fan fiction cost him a college fund….

Tokyo Ghoul Cosplayer Literally Trapped In Costume

On January 7th, 2015, American cosplayer Dustin Clover was struck with inspiration after finishing the first episode of Tokyo Ghoul √A. The second season marked a complete change in direction from…

Otaku Devastated After Discovering Favorite Anime is Adapted From Eroge

PARIS, TX —  Last week, 28-year-old anime fan Learmont Irons reevaluated his life upon finding out that his current “anime of the season” was originally porn. Reports indicate that Irons was browsing…

Yuri Hater Still Holding Out Hope For Yuri Kuma Arashi

CHICAGO, IL – The December 5 release of the second trailer for the highly anticipated anime Yuri Kuma Arashi by Kunihiko Ikuhara (Revolutionary Girl Utena, Mawaru Penguindrum) triggered waves of…

Daylight Saving Time Gives Anime Fans an Extra Hour to Not Catch Up on Shows

For many living in the United States, November 2nd marks the end of Daylight Saving Time, allowing them to “fall back” with an extra hour on Sunday. Despite equating to almost…