Tag Archives: Local

Stubborn Fan Continues to Insist that Satoshi Kon is Alive

DINOSAUR, CO — Though Satoshi Kon tragically passed away five years ago today, some fans still refuse to accept the passing of their idol to this day. Parker Sailings, a young…

“Anime is Not My Only Hobby,” Claims Local Man

LAWRENCE, KS — At a recent convention celebrating anime fandom and culture, one attendee shocked his fellow fans by stating that anime was not the sole focus of his life. Jason Smith, 23, went…

Man Misses the Good Ol Days When There was Only One Anime

NORMAN, OK — Silently shaking his head while sifting through the plethora of first impression articles for this season’s new anime, 64-year-old local resident David Sutherland looks resigned. The longtime anime…

Facebook Users With Anime Profile Pictures Speak Out: “We Want To Be Heard, But Definitely Not Seen”

As its name would imply, a Facebook profile picture is a picture of the person’s face. But there are many who choose to not follow suit, and instead might have a…

Breaking News: Anime Fan Watches Shows He Actually Likes

ABILENE, TX — A shocking discovery rocked the anime community today, as a lone forum poster was claimed to only watch shows that he genuinely enjoys. As the community stands…

Iyashikei Anime Yet to Cure Young Anime Fan’s Leukemia

9-year old anime fan Tyler Moore has started watching iyashikei anime such as ARIA and Non Non Biyori in the hopes of combating his crippling leukemia, which has left him…

MyAnimeList User Admits He’s More of a List-Making Fan than an Anime Fan

MyAnimeList user SuckMyListicles admitted to Anime Maru reporters that he uses MyAnimeList less because he actually enjoys anime and more because he really enjoys making lists. “Personally, I’ve been a…

Anime Character Ruins Elaborate DnD Campaign

JASON’S MOM’S BASEMENT, NH– Three thirty year-old men faced devastating emotional trauma last Friday when weeks of world building was flushed down the drain by the party’s newest member, Ryan…

Area Man Starting to Doubt if Character is Really from Boku no Pico

CEDAR RAPIDS, IA — 24-year-old college student Philip Stevens stares at his laptop computer with a perplexed look. On the screen is Boku no Pico, a hentai from 2006 featuring…

Man Has Over 1,000 Anime Backgrounds He’d Never Use in Public

Over the past year, anime fan Charles Walker has collected over 1,000 anime-themed backgrounds that he would never dare put on his computer in public. We sat down with Charles…