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Parents Unearth Son’s Terrible Fan Fiction

NEENAH, WI– Embarrassing fan fiction is something we’ve all had to deal with at some point. But for Jon Banks his Madoka Magica fan fiction cost him a college fund….

Tokyo Ghoul Cosplayer Literally Trapped In Costume

On January 7th, 2015, American cosplayer Dustin Clover was struck with inspiration after finishing the first episode of Tokyo Ghoul √A. The second season marked a complete change in direction from…

Otaku Devastated After Discovering Favorite Anime is Adapted From Eroge

PARIS, TX —  Last week, 28-year-old anime fan Learmont Irons reevaluated his life upon finding out that his current “anime of the season” was originally porn. Reports indicate that Irons was browsing…

Yuri Hater Still Holding Out Hope For Yuri Kuma Arashi

CHICAGO, IL – The December 5 release of the second trailer for the highly anticipated anime Yuri Kuma Arashi by Kunihiko Ikuhara (Revolutionary Girl Utena, Mawaru Penguindrum) triggered waves of…

Daylight Saving Time Gives Anime Fans an Extra Hour to Not Catch Up on Shows

For many living in the United States, November 2nd marks the end of Daylight Saving Time, allowing them to “fall back” with an extra hour on Sunday. Despite equating to almost…

Midwestern Mom Still Can’t Pronounce ‘Naruto’

The long-running shounen manga Naruto finally comes to an end in a few weeks. As half the anime community breaks out the peppermint schnapps to celebrate and the other half huddles in…

Local High-School Girl Denies Allegations Of Being A ‘Tsundere’

  A local high-school girl, who has chosen to remain anonymous, has recently denied allegations by her classmates that she may in fact be a tsundere. The evidence offered by…

Crunchyroll Buffering Mistaken for Dramatic Pause

ATLANTA, GA — What was perceived to be a dramatic pause to establish focus on a line of dialogue has turned out to be the Crunchyroll stream buffering. Sources report that…

New Anime Fan Watches Neon Genesis Evangelion for the First Time

NAPERVILLE, IL — Two weeks after being introduced to anime by his friend, high school senior Travis Grant has discovered and completed the 1995 Gainax anime Neon Genesis Evangelion. Hailing the show…