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7 Dead, 19 Injured After Fights Break Out at ‘Love Live!’ Movie Premiere

ALBUQUERQUE, NM — What onlookers initially described as a lively, but respectable best girl debate quickly spiraled out of control and turned into tragedy at the Albuquerque premiere of Love Live! School…

Co-Workers ‘Very Concerned’ About Jeff’s New Car

MADISON, WI — The employees of Vandelay Industries have been thrown into a panic over their coworker’s new car. Jeff Dessler, who has been with the company for over seven years, arrived…

Nation’s Students Brace for ‘That Person’ in Japanese Class

EUGENE, OR — As summer draws to a close and students are set to return to class next week, a feeling of unease sweeps through the University of Oregon campus….

Oblivious Mother Happy To Hear Her Son’s Friend Group Going on About Their Love Lives

CEDAR RAPIDS, IA — Mrs. Peterson makes no claims to understand the otaku interests of her son Collin Peterson, but she is happy to have recently overheard conversations between her…

Stubborn Fan Continues to Insist that Satoshi Kon is Alive

DINOSAUR, CO — Though Satoshi Kon tragically passed away five years ago today, some fans still refuse to accept the passing of their idol to this day. Parker Sailings, a young…

“Anime is Not My Only Hobby,” Claims Local Man

LAWRENCE, KS — At a recent convention celebrating anime fandom and culture, one attendee shocked his fellow fans by stating that anime was not the sole focus of his life. Jason Smith, 23, went…

Man Misses the Good Ol Days When There was Only One Anime

NORMAN, OK — Silently shaking his head while sifting through the plethora of first impression articles for this season’s new anime, 64-year-old local resident David Sutherland looks resigned. The longtime anime…

Facebook Users With Anime Profile Pictures Speak Out: “We Want To Be Heard, But Definitely Not Seen”

As its name would imply, a Facebook profile picture is a picture of the person’s face. But there are many who choose to not follow suit, and instead might have a…

Breaking News: Anime Fan Watches Shows He Actually Likes

ABILENE, TX — A shocking discovery rocked the anime community today, as a lone forum poster was claimed to only watch shows that he genuinely enjoys. As the community stands…

Iyashikei Anime Yet to Cure Young Anime Fan’s Leukemia

9-year old anime fan Tyler Moore has started watching iyashikei anime such as ARIA and Non Non Biyori in the hopes of combating his crippling leukemia, which has left him…