Tag Archives: Local

MyAnimeList User Admits He’s More of a List-Making Fan than an Anime Fan

MyAnimeList user SuckMyListicles admitted to Anime Maru reporters that he uses MyAnimeList less because he actually enjoys anime and more because he really enjoys making lists. “Personally, I’ve been a…

Anime Character Ruins Elaborate DnD Campaign

JASON’S MOM’S BASEMENT, NH– Three thirty year-old men faced devastating emotional trauma last Friday when weeks of world building was flushed down the drain by the party’s newest member, Ryan…

Area Man Starting to Doubt if Character is Really from Boku no Pico

CEDAR RAPIDS, IA — 24-year-old college student Philip Stevens stares at his laptop computer with a perplexed look. On the screen is Boku no Pico, a hentai from 2006 featuring…

Man Has Over 1,000 Anime Backgrounds He’d Never Use in Public

Over the past year, anime fan Charles Walker has collected over 1,000 anime-themed backgrounds that he would never dare put on his computer in public. We sat down with Charles…

World’s Saddest Prom Happening in High School Otaku’s Basement

Anime Maru is here to bring you live coverage of the hottest party happening tonight, the anime themed prom hosted by otaku high schooler Gavin Campbell within his parent’s basement….

Super Sonico Figure Tired of Being Objectified

KENOSHA, WI — A Taito-Manufactured Super Sonico Summer Beach Swimsuit Version figure owned by otaku Christopher Logan confessed to reporters that she was fed up with the way his friends have…

Man Claims He’ll Get to Everything on His Watch List Eventually

KISSIMMEE, FL — Authorities are calling it “one of the worst case of watch list hoarding ever seen.” 34-year-old local resident Jason Price lives by himself and began watching anime around 10…

High School Senior Realizes He’s Missed His Chance to be an Anime Protagonist

With graduation right around the corner, Japanese high school student Kongou Shouta has realized that he no longer has any chance of being an anime protagonist. “I don’t understand what I…

Parents Unearth Son’s Terrible Fan Fiction

NEENAH, WI– Embarrassing fan fiction is something we’ve all had to deal with at some point. But for Jon Banks his Madoka Magica fan fiction cost him a college fund….

Tokyo Ghoul Cosplayer Literally Trapped In Costume

On January 7th, 2015, American cosplayer Dustin Clover was struck with inspiration after finishing the first episode of Tokyo Ghoul √A. The second season marked a complete change in direction from…