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NFL’s Mike Daniels Bullied by Local Anime Community

GREEN BAY, WI — Green Bay Packers defensive end Mike Daniels has come a long way from his humble New Jersey roots. The two-time Pro Bowler was recently profiled in…

Horde of Fucking Losers Congregate in Nation’s Capital This Weekend

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A massive gathering of anti-social manchildren that spend all day arguing on the internet is scheduled to take place this weekend in the Washington D.C area. Obsessed…

Man Feels He Got Full ‘Darling in the FranXX’ Experience From Just Memes

DUBUQUE, IA — With Darling in the FranXX wrapping up earlier this month, anime fan Darren Franklin recalled his experience with the show. Darren did not actually watch any of…

Area Man Inspired by ‘Yama no Susume’ Already Regretting Everything

MOUNT RAINIER NATIONAL PARK, WA — Steven Linden wipes his brow and sighs loudly as he looks up at the imposing peak that he has so far climbed barely a …

Man’s “Cultural Exchange” Vacation to Japan Not Fooling Anyone

WEST LAFAYETTE, IN — Paul Holt, 22, has announced that he will be embarking on his first solo trip overseas to the island nation of Japan. Holt, a recent graduate…

Local Man Excited for Upcoming Magical Girl Anime ‘JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 5: Vento Aureo’

EMPORIA, KS — After months of speculation, anime fans rejoiced over official news that part 5 of Jojo’s Bizzarre Adventure will be given a full anime adaptation this October. But for one…

Love Live Determined to be Superior to Idolmaster Thanks to Weiß Schwarz

SILVER SPRING, MD — The war between Idolmaster and Love Live has finally ended this week after a heated game of Weiß Schwarz, a Japanese trading card game with card sets featuring…

Man Attempts Time Travel in Order to Bang Ancient Heroes

NEWARK, NJ — A local man has been found to have been funneling nearly into all of his income into a project that will attempt to send him back in…

Man’s Latest Meme-Inspired Purchase Sits Idle in Closet

COLCHESTER, VT – A local man’s latest impulsive purchase reportedly once again failed to gather any significant amount of utility. Vermont resident Brian Paddock purchased a bean-shaped plushie of a…

“‘Steins;Gate 0’ is Too Hard to Follow,” Claims Viewer While Browsing Internet

TERRE HAUTE, IN — 24-year-old graduate student Kevin Fagan took matters into his own hands earlier this weekend, complaining loudly in his friend group’s Discord server that this season’s Steins;Gate 0…