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Man’s Attempt to Become Ramen Connoisseur Ends with Heart Disease and Disappointment

  Inspired by the anime Ramen Daisuki Koizumi-san, a man’s goal of becoming a ramen connoisseur like the series’ protagonist ended in failure this week. Christopher Ronne, a 36-year-old businessman,…

After Moving Into the Wilderness, Man Who Hates Anime Still Can’t Escape It

Ozawa Hiroshi sits in front of his campfire, muttering inaudibly under his breath. Ozawa is one of the many Japanese people in recent times who have become disillusioned by city…

High School Replaces Detention With Mandatory Anime Club Attendance

HOUSTON, TX — Faculty at Westbury High School revealed during a parent-teacher conference this week that substantial revisions will be made to its detention policy. Beginning next week, students eligible…

Fan Buys a Single Piece of Anime Merchandise, Gets Bragging Rights for Supporting the Industry

BOSTON, MA — Brian Gant has been watching anime for years now, and finally decided to invest into his hobby by buying a JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Nendoroid for a grand…

Man’s Anime Marathon Interrupted by Loud Cheering From Adjacent Room

NEWTON, MA – A man’s anime viewing session was interrupted this evening with the sound of cheering from the next room over. Jeremy Meier, 28, stated that he had been…

Man Claims to be Watching ‘Ryuuou no Oshigoto’ for the Shogi

OSAKA, Japan — For the past several weeks, local postal worker Kazuhiro Yoshimura, 46, has been diligently watching this season’s Ryuuou no Oshigoto, an anime about a teenage shogi master who…

Local Man Watches Anime at 1.5x Speed

LOS ANGELES, CA – With the winter anime season already in full swing, countless fans find themselves watching yet another host of new anime. Inevitably, many struggle to keep up…

Area Man Resolves to Watch ‘Legend of the Galactic Heroes’ in 2018

ARLINGTON HEIGHTS, IL — With only a few days left in 2017, Cody Palmer, 21, told friends and family that he will resolve to watch Legend of the Galactic Heroes in…

Unsuspecting Mother Enters Spencer’s Gifts to Shop for Presents

LEHIGH VALLEY, PA — Christine Morrison, a 48-year-old mother of two, has entered the Spencer’s Gifts in the local mall in order to shop for her 22-year-old anime-loving son. The well-meaning…

Barnes and Noble Apparently Sells Idolmaster Figures Now

CEDAR PARK, TX — Reports have come in from anime fan Pedro Serrano that bookseller Barnes and Noble now apparently sells iDOLM@STER figures. “I came into Barnes and Noble to…