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Man’s Anime Marathon Interrupted by Loud Cheering From Adjacent Room

NEWTON, MA – A man’s anime viewing session was interrupted this evening with the sound of cheering from the next room over. Jeremy Meier, 28, stated that he had been…

Man Claims to be Watching ‘Ryuuou no Oshigoto’ for the Shogi

OSAKA, Japan — For the past several weeks, local postal worker Kazuhiro Yoshimura, 46, has been diligently watching this season’s Ryuuou no Oshigoto, an anime about a teenage shogi master who…

Local Man Watches Anime at 1.5x Speed

LOS ANGELES, CA – With the winter anime season already in full swing, countless fans find themselves watching yet another host of new anime. Inevitably, many struggle to keep up…

Area Man Resolves to Watch ‘Legend of the Galactic Heroes’ in 2018

ARLINGTON HEIGHTS, IL — With only a few days left in 2017, Cody Palmer, 21, told friends and family that he will resolve to watch Legend of the Galactic Heroes in…

Unsuspecting Mother Enters Spencer’s Gifts to Shop for Presents

LEHIGH VALLEY, PA — Christine Morrison, a 48-year-old mother of two, has entered the Spencer’s Gifts in the local mall in order to shop for her 22-year-old anime-loving son. The well-meaning…

Barnes and Noble Apparently Sells Idolmaster Figures Now

CEDAR PARK, TX — Reports have come in from anime fan Pedro Serrano that bookseller Barnes and Noble now apparently sells iDOLM@STER figures. “I came into Barnes and Noble to…

Heartwarming: Homeless Man Receives Free Funimation Premium Trial

Say hello to Peter Sargrove, a homeless man living in Camden, New Jersey. Sargrove has been homeless for five years now. As the weather turns cold, the days become more…

College Party Turns Awkward After DJ Starts Playing Vocaloid

PULLMAN, WA – A local college party went from casual celebration to socially awkward gathering when the DJ recruited for the evening began mixing various Vocaloid tracks into his set. Attendees…

Couple Manages to Successfully Have Sex on Japanese Train

TOKYO, Japan — 22-year-old college student Takeshi Kujiura and his yet-to-be-named acquaintance made history yesterday afternoon after becoming the first people to successfully engage in sexual activity aboard Japanese public…

Fall Anime Season Forces Area Man to Question His Sexuality Once Again

BOSTON, MA- Mark Josey, living a happy married life with 3 children, has only recently recovered from his awkward man-crush on Astolfo from Fate/Apocrypha, but Japan isn’t letting him go…