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Man Hasn’t Seen Enough Hentai to Know Where This is Going

As part of an ongoing series on the viewing habits of typical otaku, we sat down with magical girl fan and devout Mormon Elijah Smith to get his thoughts on…

Man Can’t Admit He Likes ‘Sword Art Online’

SAN DIEGO, CA – Andy Seung is an avid anime watcher and a long time Sword Art Online fan. His collection of Sword Art Online light novels, video games, figures, posters, and…

Area Man Still Mad About Endless Eight

KENNESAW, GA — Air conditioning repairman Bob Delaney, 63, sits quietly in his parked truck. He stares into the distance with the forlorn gaze of a spurned man. Hardly a…

Man Afraid at this Point to Ask What ‘Love Live!’ Is

BELOIT, WI — At a popular downtown restaurant, Jason Kermeyer nervously smiles while his friends loudly discuss their favorite characters in the popular franchise Love Live. Kermeyer’s friends are passionate fans of…

Man Goes Entire Working Day Without Mentioning Anime

CRANSTON, RI – Sources claim that a local office worker recently went through an entire working day without once mentioning or referencing anime in front of his coworkers. Joseph Cameron, a…

Frustrated Math Student Declares 2D Better Than 3D

IOWA CITY, IA — The fall semester has just started for Jason Leroux, an 18-year-old freshman at the University of Iowa, but his first weeks of college have already presented…

Local Man Refuses to Throw Away His First Body Pillow

FREDERICKSBURG, VA — Over the past few months, 29-year-old anime fan Sheldon Casey has been standing his ground. A self-described “super otaku”, his love for anime, manga, and all things…

Man Supports Anime Industry By Playing Little Witch Academia Muted in the Background

UTICA, NY — Anime fan Aaron Foster showed his ardent support for the anime industry this week by streaming Little Witch Academia muted in the background on Netflix while doing other…

Anime Only Thing in Man’s Life That is Organized

OPELOUSAS, LA — Mason Dougherty sits quietly in his room — full of crooked wall scrolls, misplaced figures, and empty tissue boxes stacked ceiling-high — staring forlornly at his computer screen. It’s been…