Tag Archives: Makoto Shinkai

Makoto Shinkai Ends Career to Stream Fortnite

The industry was taken by surprise today as Makoto Shinkai, director of critically acclaimed anime films including Your Name and Garden of Words, announced that he would be ending his career in…

Hollywood Directors Will Not Rest Until Every Anime Receives Live Action Adaptation

Hollywood directors presented a united front earlier today and released a statement promising to produce live action adaptations of every anime in existence. The announcement came a day after The…

Shinkai Announces Seasonal Garbage in Response to Miyazaki Comparisons

Following a revealing interview about his new movie, Kimi no Nawa (Your Name), in which he stated that he doesn’t want to be labeled as “the next Miyazaki”, acclaimed director…

Local Theater Caught Showing ‘Kokoro Connect’ Instead of ‘Your Name’

CHESTERFIELD, MO — A locally-owned theater has been forced to apologize after duping patrons eager to see Makoto Shinkai’s award-winning film Your Name and instead screening the first five episodes of the…

Shinkai’s ‘Your Name’ Becomes the Greatest Thing to Ever Exist

Earlier this week, Toho announced that Makoto Shinkai’s Your Name (Kimi no Na Wa) has surpassed all measures of cinematic success and become the de facto greatest film ever made….

Genius Psychic Predicts New Shinkai Movie Will be Romance

AUXERRE, France — 34-year-old mystic Lauri Moustain, whom many claim is a genius psychic, has predicted that Makoto Shinkai’s new movie will be a romance. Moustain based her reasoning on the alignment of…