Tag Archives: Mobage

Nintendo Announces Mobile Game Based on Genderbent Villains

TOKYO, Japan — Nintendo have shocked the video game industry today by announcing that their next major release will be a mobile game based off genderbent representations of leading Nintendo villains…

‘Fate/Grand Order’ Revenue at All-Time Low After Latest Event Sends Entire Fanbase to Prison

Google search histories became a little bit safer today following the arrest of nearly every adult who had made a purchase in the popular dating sim/online casino, Fate/Grand Order.

The mass arrests were in direct response to the newest Fate/Grand Order event, where players were transported to a mystical world ruled by magical scantily-clad 12-year-olds. Upon completion of the event, players are gifted with one such minor to do their bidding in future events. Upon reaching the maximum level, players can receive a JPEG image which, for legal reasons, we are unable to claim to have seen. Those with enough luck, or money, can obtain additional underage soldiers for assistance with grinding more upcoming events.

Over $12 Million in Counterfeit JPEGs Confiscated by Authorities

San Diego, CA – San Diego authorities reported seizing a large quantity of illegal JPEGs in an anti-narcotics operation over the weekend. The bundles of counterfeit JPEGs included many copies…

Violet Evergarden Added to ‘Fate/Grand Order’

Delightworks has announced the upcoming addition of a new servant to Fate/Grand Order, Violet Evergarden, the titular lead character from the 2018 Kyoto Animation anime. The addition of Violet Evergarden…

UN Sanctions Japanese Mobile Game Industry for Whale Hunting

UNITED NATIONS — Representatives from the United Nations General Assembly announced sanctions against Japan for their continued issues with whale hunting, specifically within the mobile game industry. The industry has…

New Idolmaster Game Requires Users to Prove Japanese Citizenship

The newest installment to the successful idol franchise The iDOLM@STER was released earlier this week, but overseas fans were quickly disappointed to find out that, iDOLM@STER: Shiny Colors is not accessible outside…