Prog Rock Idol Group TYO to Release 22 Minute Single About Wind Farms
TOKYO, Japan — Today the idol group TYO announced that their debut single will be released on March 3rd. The single, titled “The Windfarms of Neo Mars”, tells the story…
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Hollywood to Create Live-Action Remake of ‘lofi hip hop radio – beats to relax/study to’
Sony Pictures has announced earlier today that a Hollywood live-action adaptation of “lofi hip hop radio – beats to relax/study to” has been green-lit. The popular YouTube music stream has…
Karaoke Staff Tired of Hearing Evangelion Theme
OSAKA, Japan – Employees at a karaoke establishment have grown sick of hearing a particular song every single night, according to local reports. The song “A Cruel Angel’s Thesis”, known…
Top 10 Reasons ‘A Cruel Angel’s Thesis’ is the Best Anime Theme in Existence
There is no doubt that Neon Genesis Evangelion’s classic opening theme song, ‘A Cruel Angel’s Thesis’, is the definitive top hit among anime fans. But what makes the song so…
Area Man Disappointed to Find Only BTS in Asian Music Section
DOUGLASVILLE, GA – An area resident was disheartened earlier today after browsing local media store FYE. Thomas Soler, 23, said he had entered the FYE location with the hope of…
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu Gets Char-Broil Tattooed on Palm
Japanese pop superstar Kyary Pamyu Pamyu wanted to celebrate her new single “Oto no Kuni” by getting a tattoo on her hand, but ended up celebrating BBQ instead. The singer,…
Avex to Counter Piracy by Not Releasing Any Music at All
Media company Avex Group announced at a recent shareholder event that it would begin to take actions against music piracy and unauthorized importation by simply refusing to publish any more…
‘Dame Tu Cosita’ to Guest Perform with Hatsune Miku in Mexico
Crypton Future Media officially announced that Dame Tu Cosita will be guest performing with virtual pop star Hatsune Miku in Mexico this upcoming month. Dame Tu Cosita will serve as…
Leading Experts Confirm: Rap Mashup AMVs are the Highest Form of Artistic Expression
GENEVA, Switzerland — A group of leading researchers in the fields of art history and semiotic communication have published their most recent study, which concludes that anime music videos that…
Sony Music Japan CEO Unaware That Continents Other Than Asia Exist
Internal strife erupted among the management of Sony Music Entertainment Japan (SME) when it was discovered that the subsidiary’s CEO, Mizuno Michinori, was unaware of human civilization beyond East Asia….
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