Tag Archives: Neon Genesis Evangelion

Anime Fan Explains His Approach to the New Anime Season

This week, I went undercover into the home of my neighborhood’s most devout anime fan who locked himself away to fully consume all of the new anime from the first…

Man Still Trying to Figure Out End of Evangelion’s DVD Menu

CHANHASSEN, MN — Anime fan Sheldon Ickert recently came to an existential crisis in his life trying to figure out the meaning of End of Evangelion’s DVD menu. “I got…

Experts Claim Third Impact Did Not Occur Because Anime is Not Real

TOKYO-3, Japan — Eyewitness reports confirmed rumors yesterday that the predicted date of the Third Impact, as predicted by the 1997 movie The End of Evangelion, came and went without incident….

NSFW: Top Ten Lewdest Scenes in Anime

Let’s be honest, who doesn’t love lewd anime? From Highschool DxD to Highschool of the Dead to all of those other fun and unique ecchi shows, there’s really something for everyone out there…

Every Anime to Have Live Stage Production by 2025

In a statement released earlier this week, the leaders of some of the Japanese animation industry’s biggest animation studios, including the likes of Toei Animation, Shaft, and Hideiki Anno’s Studio…

Fan Patiently Waits for Internet to Tell Him How He Feels About Anime

LENEXA, KS — Following the end of the 2015 summer anime season, local resident and anime fan Carlos Monroe is reportedly still waiting for the internet to tell him how he should feel about…

Panic Spreads as “Evangelion” Fans Run Out of Hard Drive Space to Save Analyses

It’s been 20 years since the premiere of Neon Genesis Evangelion, and 5 years since studio Gainax has produced anything anyone actually cared about.However mere numbers haven’t stopped Evangelion fans…

Hideaki Anno Admits Some of Evangelion’s Religious Symbolism “May Have Deeper Meaning”

TOKYO, Japan — Earlier this week, 2004 Cutie Honey movie director Hideaki Anno admitted that some of Evangelion’s symbolism “may have deeper meaning.” This came as a shock to the gathered press who had…

‘Evangelion 3.0+1.0’ Delayed Until Actual Third Impact

Studio Khara today announced that the long-awaited release of the confusingly-titled Rebuild of Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 would be delayed until Third Impact, an event in which the collective souls of humankind…