Tag Archives: Otakon

Horde of Fucking Losers Congregate in Nation’s Capital This Weekend

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A massive gathering of anti-social manchildren that spend all day arguing on the internet is scheduled to take place this weekend in the Washington D.C area. Obsessed…

Increasing Calls For Demilitarization Of Cosplay

WASHINGTON – Members of Congress from both sides of the aisle today called to reexamine current policies due to the increasing militarization of cosplay at anime conventions. “Cosplay at conventions…

Long Line at Otakon Revealed To Be Cosplay Of Long Line From Anime Expo

BALTIMORE, MD – A particularly long line at Otakon 2014 turned out to be an elaborate cosplay of a long line from this year’s Anime Expo, which took place last…

Otakon Panel on Transmutation Circles Accidentally Summons Demon

BALTIMORE, MD – An Otakon 2014 panel on magic in anime ended abruptly when one of the transmutation circles drawn by a panelist accidentally summoned the demon Gu’althuu, resulting in…

Burglary Ring Disappointed After Targeting Homes Of Otakon Attendees

  BOSTON, MA – The head of a burglary ring that broke into homes of residents who were away to attend Otakon are reportedly very disappointed with their loot. “All…

Anime Maru’s Guide to Your First Convention

With Otakon coming up quickly, many of our readers will be attending their first anime convention in the upcoming weeks. Here are some helpful tips on having a fun first…